30 - 0 and tracy recapping the sharapova life story

not again, well it must be better than chris 'perv' bradnam recalling the ivanovic swimming pool story :tape:

total crap, im confused ......what's the score?

such big tournament with such scoreboard :weirdo:

Keep it up Marta.

Is someone actually watching this on TV?

30 - 0 and tracy recapping the sharapova life story

:o :lol:

Why? Is she hurt? What's going on? :mad:

she fell over net after reaching a drop shot :(

Why? Is she hurt? What's going on? :mad:

Calm down it's ok, she was 30-0 down on her 1st service game and I just thought it was going to be a repeat of Wimbledon and that maybe her shoulder was hurting her!

martha is unbreakable
c'mon martha

k...scoreboard working now

Marta 2-1

come on martex

well my scoreboards racing ahead now were 2-1* to marta.

she fell over net after reaching a drop shot :(

Please tell me you are joking? :lol:

she fell over net after reaching a drop shot :(

:lol:

she fell over net after reaching a drop shot :(

Calm down it's ok, she was 30-0 down on her 1st service game and I just thought it was going to be a repeat of Wimbledon and that maybe her shoulder was hurting her!

Ok, thanks guys!! It sucks not being able to see!

jinxed....not working now...whats the score

GOSH , This scoreboard sucks .

I'm so pissed, can you guys help me ?

Please tell me you are joking? :lol:

no :(

and at the next point a bird came across and took a crap on maria's cappy :(:(

30 - 15

come on martex

hey kuta how was betting day buddy.? :lol:
i know johhny boy screwed you up.

she fell over net after reaching a drop shot :(

bet it wasn't as dramatic as mary pierce flattening the net at the YEC '05 :lol:

40-15

ace 2 all

no :(

and at the next point a bird came across and took a crap on maria's cappy :(:(

thats supposed to be good luck though i've never understood why?

hey kuta how was betting day buddy.? :lol:
i know johhny boy screwed you up.

thanks to the russian express from cali quite ok.;)

tough luck with isnah

what is it?

no :(

and at the next point a bird came across and took a crap on maria's cappy :(:(

:haha::haha: Good stuff, I bet Maria is pissed :lol:

0-15....maria sounding like she is giving birth to a cow

lucker this sharapova
C'mon martha

no :(

and at the next point a bird came across and took a crap on maria's cappy :(:(

:eek:
So she took it off?

score please who is serving...ect

no :(

and at the next point a bird came across and took a crap on maria's cappy :(:(



:rolleyes: ok....some of us are interested in knowing whats going on in the match...but your play by plays are not that funny :rolleyes:

Wow savour the moment Maria fans, Maria with an ACE :D:D:D

Score please

omg is there a non stuckable scoreboard anywhere? :o

15-30 and tracy seems to only have something to say when maria wins a point...geez...now 30-30

:eek:
So she took it off?

no the umpire didnt allow her to take it off :(

Maria's serve is looking good :D 3 aces

no the umpire didnt allow her to take it off :(

Hmm, that's strange. Do you know why?

marta serving at 2-2 deuce

ad marta

Can't someone tell us point by point the score? Help us out. The scoreboard is not working.

deuce, deuce my scoreboards says deuce wooooooooooo!

marta serving at 2-2 deuce

thank you now keep it up

thats supposed to be good luck though i've never understood why?

:haha: I've never heard that. :spit:
Wishful thinking?

Maria's serve is looking good :D 3 aces

Well atleast I can rest on the case her shoulder isn't bothering her to much:)

deuce

omg Russianboy is on the court chatting with Maria:eek:

I can't believe in this crap.

Which scoreboard are you using mates? Pleaseee

Scoreboard seems to work every few minutes! Lol

Ad Marta

omg Russianboy is on the court chatting with Maria:eek:

I actually wanted to clean the crap off her cappy :rolleyes:

fucking bird :rolleyes:

deuce again...board didnt allow me to post ad marta before.....now ad marta again

Maria had a bp but now GP for Marta :)

2-2 break point maria

:haha: I've never heard that. :spit:
Wishful thinking?

no im on martas side, but its a very english saying that if a bird craps on you its good luck, like walking under a ladder is bad luck, i never understand them though.

anybody knows the score?

Any livescores actually working people?

Scoreboard seems to work every few minutes! Lol

yeah it's 30-30 for half an hour :o

which livescores do u use guys?

great point by marta....maria had her running all over the court but she held...now 3-2 marta

C'mooon Mariaaaa.

Can you give me the link of your scoreboard Chriskip ? pleaseee :D

chrisskip could you do it point by point
for example do it for each game like
15-0 .....
30-0 .....
thanks in advance for your updates

3-2 Go marta!

davai masha!

i'll try

How are the players playing?

i once got a shag band stuck up my nose!

3-2* marta wooooooo now break

Any links to any scoreboard that actually works?

15-0

I actually wanted to clean the crap off her cappy :rolleyes:

fucking bird :rolleyes:

U R so sweet but if U could please leave the court now:D
Marta wud like to kick Masha's ass now!

15 - 15

i once got a shag band stuck up my nose!

God I remember them, used to have bloody loads Lol

hows masha playing chriskip?

30-15

I hope ES will show that match tomorrow :awww:

maria seems to be working too hard on her serve and she has been grunting from the first point she played...also seem to be taking as much time as she can between points........40-30

3-3

God I remember them, used to have bloody loads Lol

how old are you, we must be about the same age/generation?

anyone got a joke, i mean except for the scoreboard, im bored!

3-3 0-15

maria seems to be working too hard on her serve and she has been grunting from the first point she played...also seem to be taking as much time as she can between points........40-30

so just like normal then lol

no links to livestream?

what's the score?

0-30

Come on Maria,
WHAT IS SHE WEAAAAARING?

but hows the serve? and how many df has she already made?

0-40
great return shot from maria

15-40

maria seems to be working too hard on her serve and she has been grunting from the first point she played...also seem to be taking as much time as she can between points........40-30

as usual.
nothing new about her.
C'mon martha

maria seems to be working too hard on her serve and she has been grunting from the first point she played...also seem to be taking as much time as she can between points........40-30

:haha: You're so negative.

4 aces, 1 double for Maria.

break.
maria 4-3

dawaj marta :D

Go Masha!

Maria has only played 2 matches in 8 weeks, and they were lousy matches.
I don't expect her to play well. But if she loses back to back to Alla and Marta, everyone will know she has serious issues.

how old are you, we must be about the same age/generation?

anyone got a joke, i mean except for the scoreboard, im bored!

I am 20 :) You?

God this scoreboard sucks, I have stayed up for this sodding match as well could be getting some shut eye right now :(

3 games for marta :o

:haha: You're so negative.
lol...i am not trying to be negative...just calling it as i see it.

:haha: You're so negative.
lol...i am not trying to be negative...just calling it as i see it.

:haha: You're so negative.
lol...i am not trying to be negative...just calling it as i see it.

4 games for Maria :o :help:

lucky break for maria as usual.

C'mon Maria :D

3-4* to masha, marta those tits realy dont help your play do they?

How is Maria playing?

4-3
0-30

marta :sad:

0-40
double fault

Poor Marta ;( I'm going to bed ....

Come on Maria,
WHAT IS SHE WEAAAAARING?

a pair of jeans and a gangsta sweatshirt:hearts:

oh maria whats wrong with u?

0-40 :shrug:

come on martusia, break back

post scores someone, whis SB is making me feel sick :o

15-40

3 bps for Marta. :worship: Keep fighting girl.

a pair of jeans and a gangsta sweatshirt:hearts:

lmao

3 BP's :D Marta c'mon!

break now martha

30-40

I am 20 :) You?

God this scoreboard sucks, I have stayed up for this sodding match as well could be getting some shut eye right now :(

awwwww bless ya, im 20 in december.

im off work tomorrow so all is good for me!

Come on Marta!! You can do it, :armed: :rocker2:

one left!

:scared:

deuce

deuce :(

damn !!!

all or nothing

wohoo 3 BP saved :D

lucky saves from maria

lol...i am not trying to be negative...just calling it as i see it.

Well stop whining. At least you get to see the match. Already bitching about Maria's shoulder, Tracy Austin, Maria's life story-- and those are just off the top of my head.

Come on!

ad marta
maria had the whole court and pushed it out

another bp marta

nothing , clear as water I'm going to bed ( hope to see Ad Marta )

a pair of jeans and a gangsta sweatshirt:hearts:

shes saving her shellsuit for the US open lmao

Marta. :o

bp #4

lucky saves from maria

:worship: Lucky shots! :kiss:

marta 0/6 on bps :o

now 7th occassion

4-4

as I told ya I'm going to bed ( hope to see 4 all )

rrrrrebreak marta

The doublefaultitis has come back.

df on bp :)

4-4
15-0

OMG, 4-4 .

I think Marta will take her chance now

df :o

4-4

come on marta!!! :devil:

Marta breaks. She does not let up on returning. Was returning Venus' bombs very well.

4 all:hearts:
Marta is AMAZING:hearts:

breakkkkkkkkkkkkkk

df #3 for masha *4-4 hold now marta!

Mashfaultapova

30-0

Oh dear here come the doubles :o

Btw, Doni do you come into the livescores thread to root against Maria everytime she plays? Cos that's pretty sad :lol:

30-0

3 gps for Marta. Keep it up!

Marta *30-0:hearts:

40 -0

40-0

Maria hold serve now please!

Maria is a bit embarassing these days. Oy vey.

OMG, 4-4 .

I think Marta will take her chance now

no, she never does. she'll find a way to lose this set, even if masha plays horrible tennis :tape:

marta :hugs:

15 - 40

5-4 marta d

Marta holds and leads 5-4 . Not looking good for Maria. C'mooon girl

if scoreboard has liven up with marta winning

The scoreboard is working very well now.

5-4 :banana:

4 all:hearts:
Marta is AMAZING:hearts:

Almost as amazing as Peng. :inlove:

Come on Marta!

my scoreboards working now wooooooooo, now i just need a video of maria being shit on!

5-4* break marta or kill yourself trying (j/k get it?)!

Oh dear here come the doubles :o

Btw, Doni do you come into the livescores thread to root against Maria everytime she plays? Cos that's pretty sad :lol:

I come in here bc I know other people will be rooting against her as well. You root for who you want to win. And I don't want it to be Sharapova.
At least I'm not obnoxious about it, :shrug:

Oh dear here come the doubles :o

Btw, Doni do you come into the livescores thread to root against Maria everytime she plays? Cos that's pretty sad :lol:

It loves Marta (today). :spit:

break for the set martha

4-5
0-15 double fault

DF, :banana:

15-15 ace

30-15

DF again, then ace on 2nd serve :rolls:

15-15

Maria keep this df's coming

Ace on second serve. You chow 'em Maria!

30-30 double fault

another double.

all serve this grunty

DF :spit: 30-30

Another DF, Jesus Christ.

40-30
nice wide serve

Maria keep this df's coming

muniu, now that suggests malice :lol:

Second serve is nutty.

5-5

come on marta!!
take this set

chriskip, could u pls always ad how the point ended?
for example unforced error maria

I come in here bc I know other people will be rooting against her as well. You root for who you want to win. And I don't want it to be Sharapova.
At least I'm not obnoxious about it, :shrug:

fair enough!

*5-5

Maria keep this df's coming

I thought you were going to bed ? :scratch: :lol:

Go Marta !

:o
I still have faith! Come on Marta!!

5-5

Shit, it s weird that i can t see the match... Come on Maria.. Hold.

5-5
0-15 double fault

5 df

5-5 all

DF's contagious.

Almost as amazing as Peng. :inlove:

Yeah:hearts:

C'mon Maria!!

0-30

such a waste for marta, that last game :/

all serve this grunty

:lol::tape:

marta to throw the set away now!

15-30 dtl winner

need some big serves now martha

DF, UE (?!)
0-30 :p

chriskip, could u pls always ad how the point ended?
for example unforced error maria

:haha: I have a feeling we'd be reading that too much. I'd rather think Marta actually did something.

cmon marta

Ok Maria break her, don t emberass yourself.

15-40 winner by maria

C'mon Mash! Break!

I thought you were going to bed ? :scratch: :lol:

Go Marta !

it's a jinx :secret:

Marta hold it because I'm going to bed

bp shit

30-40
winner marta

of course break screamapova

break for maria
regroup martha

game maria
double fault marta

fuck Marta ace! I'm going to bed for fucks sake

Another winner please Marta. :o I'm not confident in you fighting in the second set if you lose the first like this. :o

2 DFs to handle the game to maria :o

shit I'm going to bed

:woohoo: Consolidate, Maria.

Maria breaks and leads 6-5. :D

C'mooon Masha , hold serve now ;) VAMOS !

geez df break point down to go down 5-6. come on Marta!

marta throws the advantage back to maria with a couple of df's of her own.

maria leads *6-5

I still predict a tie-break :tape:

btw, Davydenko :lol: , tennis is dead it's official

omg :(

I'm going to bed too ...

C'mon Maria\./

need a couple of Df's from screamapova

6-5
15-0

2 DFs to handle the game to maria :o

Maria did 2 doubles too when serving to stay in set at 4-5 and hold it :rolleyes:

Now hold serve Masha please win the first set and show her who s the real champion:)

I still predict a tie-break :tape:

yeah and I predict we'll have 7 more games , and I'm going to bed

Marta. :o Try and break. Or fight in the second set.

shit
30-0

30-15
ball wide...marta

lets all go to bed together, wait that sounds dirty!

30-0

C'mon Mash hold.

see ya martha

40-0

3sps pova........

I m watching the scoreboard it s so frustrating 40-15..

40-15
mishit out wide maria

Come on Marta!!

40-30
nice dtl winner marta

2sps saved :D

7-5 ace