Alright, calm down bitches before I have to send security to break this up.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w192/KCNUKE613/91091-polizist-fat-suit-cop-fat-sui.jpg

:lol:

Centre Court

Mirza/Rao (IND) vs. Sugiyama/Black (JPN)

IND: 7 3 7 *00
JPN: 6 6 5 00


Court 1

South/Thomas (GBR) vs. Sharapova/Kirilenko (RUS)

GBR: 6 7 4 40
RUS: 7 6 1 *30

:umbrella::sport: - why would you ever use these smilies?

NO...I so lost LOL

:umbrella::sport: - why would you ever use these smilies?

:umbrella:
...
Dont rain on my gay pride parade:shrug: All I can think of
LMAO idk. Tey are both useless

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Mirza/Rao (IND) def. Sugiyama/Black (JPN)

7-6(2), 3-6, 7-5

What a stunning performence from India! They are the only team that are still in both singles and doubles competition. This wasn't too good of a day for Japan as they get knocked out in singles and doubles. Congrats India! :hug:

Centre Court

Williams/Williams vs. Jankovic/Ivanovic

USA: 0 0 0 *00
SRB: 0 0 0 00

Waiting on Jankovic, she's punishing the toilet. :o

Court 1

South/Thomas (GBR) vs. Sharapova/Kirilenko (RUS)

GBR: 6 7 5 *30
RUS: 7 6 1 00

India :yeah:

:haha: Jankovic

Centre Court

Williams/Williams vs. Jankovic/Ivanovic

USA: 0 0 0 *40
SRB: 2 0 0 15

Court 1

South/Thomas (GBR) vs. Sharapova/Kirilenko (RUS)

GBR: 6 7 5 40
RUS: 7 6 2 *00

Don't forget Jelena has to fix her make up soon :)

Bye everybody :wavey:

Centre Court

Williams/Williams vs. Jankovic/Ivanovic

USA: 2 0 0 15
SRB: 4 0 0 *00

Court 1

South/Thomas (GBR) vs. Sharapova/Kirilenko (RUS)

GBR: 6 7 5 40- A
RUS: 7 6 2 *40

Don't forget Jelena has to fix her make up soon :)

she is already LONG overdue a bathroom break

Yeah seriously, she hasn't even used a bathroom break yet...i hope she doesn't lose cuz of that :sobbing:

Centre Court

Williams/Williams vs. Jankovic/Ivanovic

USA: 3 0 0 *00
SRB: 5 0 0 00

Jankovic- Time Out. She shouldn't have had taco's before the match. :o

Court 1

South/Thomas (GBR) vs. Sharapova/Kirilenko (RUS)

GBR: 6 7 5 00
RUS: 7 6 4 *00

Stunning comeback happening. :eek:

Finally :p

Can Serbia lose already

I take that back!

Hello!

55762474573567 vCash I lose after coming back!

Centre Court

Williams/Williams vs. Jankovic/Ivanovic

USA: 4 1 0 00
SRB: 6 0 0 *30


Court 1

South/Thomas (GBR) vs. Sharapova/Kirilenko (RUS)

GBR: 6 7 5 00
RUS: 7 6 6 *00

I knew ugly Masha was gonna come back :o

Centre Court

Williams/Williams vs. Jankovic/Ivanovic

USA: 4 4 0 *30
SRB: 6 3 0 15


Court 1

South/Thomas (GBR) vs. Sharapova/Kirilenko (RUS)

GBR: 6 7 6 *(4)
RUS: 7 6 6 (1)

USA is gonna beat those ugly hamster looking bitches:armed:

Centre Court

Williams/Williams vs. Jankovic/Ivanovic

USA: 4 6 0 *00
SRB: 6 4 2 00

V. Williams- Time Out. "Payback is a bitch." :eek:

Court 1

South/Thomas (GBR) vs. Sharapova/Kirilenko (RUS)

GBR: 6 7 6 *(6)
RUS: 7 6 6 (4)

Centre Court

Williams/Williams vs. Jankovic/Ivanovic

USA: 4 6 2 15
SRB: 6 4 2 *30


Court 1

South/Thomas (GBR) vs. Sharapova/Kirilenko (RUS)

GBR: 6 7 6 (6)
RUS: 7 6 7 *(8)

:worship:

OMG, Venus gamesmanship, you are a pathetic person :fiery:. Jelena is crying...i think she's going to retire :sad:

I hope she retires from the tour, and not only the match:)

MaSha's!!!

You better watch it, bitch :fiery:. Don't be bitter cuz Venus sucks :shrug::devil:

You better watch it, bitch :fiery:. Don't be bitter cuz Venus sucks :shrug::devil:

oo please, when you actually win a match that matters come back to me. USA are the Australian Open champs and were mentally exhausted coming into this exho:(

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Sharapova/Kirilenko (RUS) def. South/Thomas (GBR)


7-6(2), 6-7(1), 7-6(8)*

What a marathon match! The Russians were down 7 match points but each time they came fighting back with a vengence. They are hungry to win and I think they have a great chance to win the title. Congrats ladies, you played a beautiful match. Brits, you played a great match and lost by the slimest of margins.

*5 Coin tosses done. RUS: 4 GBR: 1

This match matters, you get 500 ranking points don't you know :weirdo: Get it together!

This match matters, you get 500 ranking points don't you know :weirdo: Get it together!

you get 0 win or lose because both Serbians look like they were hit with an ugly stick when they were born. You need to GeT It ToGEtHeR!!!!!!!1111111111111

Centre Court

Williams/Williams vs. Jankovic/Ivanovic

USA: 4 6 3 30
SRB: 6 4 5 *40

Court 1

Medina Garrigues/Ruano Pascual (ESP) vs. Salerni/Fernandez (ARG)

ESP: 2 0 0 00
ARG: 1 0 0 *15

USA fight:armed:

you get 0 win or lose because both Serbians look like they were hit with an ugly stick when they were born. You need to GeT It ToGEtHeR!!!!!!!1111111111111
:weirdo: Venus is a Weak Ass Player :weirdo: Get it together!!1!!!!

Security: Alright break it up! Nothing to see here. Nothing to see. Coaches back to your boxes.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w192/KCNUKE613/91091-polizist-fat-suit-cop-fat-sui.jpg

:weirdo: Venus is a Weak Ass Player :weirdo: Get it together!!1!!!!

Well we wouldn't know if Tatiana is a weak ass player since she is barely ever on the tennis court.:o

Security, this bitch needs to go! Needs to go :fiery:

Some one loves that pic LMAO

Centre Court

Williams/Williams vs. Jankovic/Ivanovic

USA: 4 6 4 *00
SRB: 6 4 5 00

Serena: SAY MY NAME! :armed:

Court 1

Medina Garrigues/Ruano Pascual (ESP) vs. Salerni/Fernandez (ARG)

ESP: 4 0 0 15
ARG: 3 0 0 *40

Well we wouldn't know if Tatiana is a weak ass player since she is barely ever on the tennis court.:o
Don't get loud with me, do not get loud with me!

Don't get loud with me, do not get loud with me!

bring it bitch, I'll fly my ass to Slovenia and kick your ass:armed:

Centre Court

Williams/Williams vs. Jankovic/Ivanovic

USA: 4 6 5 *30
SRB: 6 4 6 30

Court 1

Medina Garrigues/Ruano Pascual (ESP) vs. Salerni/Fernandez (ARG)

ESP: 5 0 0 *30
ARG: 6 0 0 40

Come on Verena!!!

bring it bitch, I'll fly my ass to Slovenia and kick your ass:armed:
WHeRRRe Is SlOvEniA? :weirdo:

Centre Court

Williams/Williams vs. Jankovic/Ivanovic

USA: 4 6 6 *(3)
SRB: 6 4 6 (1)

Court 1

Medina Garrigues/Ruano Pascual (ESP) vs. Salerni/Fernandez (ARG)

ESP: 5 4 0 *00
ARG: 7 0 0 00

WHeRRRe Is SlOvEniA? :weirdo:

I thought it was in South America?:scratch:

Centre Court

Williams/Williams vs. Jankovic/Ivanovic

USA: 4 6 6 *(5)
SRB: 6 4 6 (3)

Court 1

Medina Garrigues/Ruano Pascual (ESP) vs. Salerni/Fernandez (ARG)

ESP: 5 6 2 15
ARG: 7 2 3 *30

Come on Verenus!!!

I thought it was in South America?:scratch:
Oh yes, you're right. Who cares about weak ass Slovenia, get it together!

Oh yes, you're right. Who cares about weak ass Slovenia, get it together!

AmEriCa Is ThE OnLy CoUNtRy ThAT MatTERs:weirdo:

AmEriCa Is ThE OnLy CoUNtRy ThAT MatTERs:weirdo:
Everyone wants to live in America. Is Maria officially an American now? How cool are Lindsay and Jagger? OMG, Jelena Jankovic is such a drama queen get it together :weirdo:

Centre Court

Williams/Williams vs. Jankovic/Ivanovic

USA: 4 6 6 (5)
SRB: 6 4 6 *(5)

Jankovic- Time Out. Change of knickers.

Wait... what's this?! Marion Bartoli of team France has run out onto the court! :eek:

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2968/marionorigyc8.gif

Court 1

Medina Garrigues/Ruano Pascual (ESP) vs. Salerni/Fernandez (ARG)

ESP: 5 6 3 00
ARG: 7 2 6 *00

Everyone wants to live in America. Is Maria officially an American now? How cool are Lindsay and Jagger? OMG, Jelena Jankovic is such a drama queen get it together :weirdo:

I know Lindsay's knee must be hurting after commentating, like that really hurts your knee so much.

I know Lindsay's knee must be hurting after commentating, like that really hurts your knee so much.
Yeah I hope she skips Stanford she must be tired from commentating. And why are the mods alway merging my threads? :weirdo: Get it together :smash:


OMG, Cake f*ck off, this is Jelena's court :fiery:

:rolls:
I know and that stupid cleo saying that says bad things to her on MSN and try to steal her username:weirdo:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b241/FlamingoSpice/pitu.jpg

Salerni/Fernandez (ARG) def. Medina Garrigues/Ruano Pascual (ESP)


7-5, 2-6, 6-3

Great match from the Argentines. The Spaniards couldn't come up with the right game plan to use and that was their undoing. It was a great match with lots of high quality net play from both teams. Congrats ladies!

:rolls:
I know and that stupid cleo saying that says bad things to her on MSN and try to steal her username:weirdo:
OMG that was hilarious :bigcry::bigcry: please help me :sobbing:

Centre Court

Williams/Williams vs. Jankovic/Ivanovic

USA: 4 6 6 *(6)
SRB: 6 4 6 (7)

If I lose because of a coin toss younggunner, USA and Isreal will no longer be doubles partners and will then be enemies:fiery:

please help me cheo wants to steel my username and he said to me bad things on msn
please help me fast moderators please

:bigcry::sobbing::hysteric:

Centre Court

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Williams/Williams vs. Jankovic/Ivanovic

USA: 4 6 7 (9)
SRB: 6 4 6 (7)

:worship: Both teams.

please help me cheo wants to steel my username and he said to me bad things on msn
please help me fast moderators please

:bigcry::sobbing::hysteric:

I saw that and couldn't stop laughing:lol:

have you seen her other threads, saying she vomitted and may kill herself:sad:

damn right Serbia, you can't touch this:dance:

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Williams/Williams def. Jankovic/Ivanovic

4-6, 6-4, 7-6 (9-7)

:worship: This was an amazing match. The Americans bring home the win infront of their country and Venus gets her revenge. Congrats Vee. JJ/Ana, you guys played a great match but the WS knew they had to change up their game plan and they made the correct changes to win. Both teams should be really proud of the quality shown here. Jelena, you're still in singles and this is your first tournament, you're doing an amazing job. :hug:

*Match Note: There were no cointosses, I just wanted to make you two sweat.:devil:

I was cheated, I don't believe in this score :)
Anyway, Jelena feels violated Venus used gamesmanship so whatever.

I was cheated, I don't believe in this score :)
Anyway, Jelena feels violated Venus used gamesmanship so whatever.

Accuse me of cheating again and Jelena will mysteriously disappear. :fiery:

:spit:, keep accusing him Marko

I'm not accusing him it was Jelena :shrug:

Besides she says she was playing on an outside court and had to fly a plane to even get there :weirdo: CHEATER!!!!!1111!!!!!

drama queen

I'm not accusing him it was Jelena :shrug:

Besides she says she was playing on an outside court and had to fly a plane to even get there :weirdo: CHEATER!!!!!1111!!!!!

Oh.

*bitch slaps Jelena.*

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/mikedino/respect_my_authority.jpg

Whatever, she's injured and has a cold but she kept fighting!!!! everything for her country...this is a career threatening injury though :sobbing::scared:

Oh.

*bitch slaps Jelena.*

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/mikedino/respect_my_authority.jpg
*Ana bitch slaps you back and shouts ajde*

*Ana bitch slaps you back and shouts ajde*

*shoves tennis racquet up Ana's butt*

Adje up your f-cking asshole. :p

Ok now, i knew you had something against Serbia, this just confirms my suspicions you cheated...nah, it's all good i'm not pissed i'm just saying i don't care you know i don't but i don't think it's fair, but whatever you do what you want to do, although i don't agree with it.

Ok now, i knew you had something against Serbia, this just confirms my suspicions you cheated...nah, it's all good i'm not pissed i'm just saying i don't care you know i don't but i don't think it's fair, but whatever you do what you want to do, although i don't agree with it.

ramble. ramble. ramble.

I have nothing against Serbia in this game. I think the fact that you're in the singles semi-final is proof enough. If you don't like how I run things, don't play the exhibitions. Wait till Patch comes back in two weeks. :wavey:

you know i'm just kidding right? :lol:

no he isn't, he is emo and depressed and likes to take his anger out on the poor game runner's:bigcry:

Yes, I am emo and depressed, says the Flyleaf/Evanescence fan :lol::tape::o

they rock bitch:fiery:

Um yeah, sure they do...:unsure:

:lol: Singles & Doubles semi-finals and maybe finals tomorrow.

Argentina :banana:

Articles would be appreciated from all teams. :wavey:

and results would be appreciated from a certain game runner:p:p
:angel:

and results would be appreciated from a certain game runner:p:p
:angel:

Why you! :fiery:

Schedule of play coming up. :awww:

Schedule of Play

Centre Court

12PM Elena Dementieva (RUS) vs. Caroline Wozniacki (DEN)

2PM Williams/Williams (USA) vs. Mirza/Rao (IND)

Court 1

11PM Sharapova/Kirilenko vs. Salerni/Fernandez

Court 18

11PM Jelena Jankovic (SRB) vs. Sania Mirza (IND)

No one is here. I'll do results when there's an audience at least. :o

JJ is here :weirdo: She's ready for her match.

JJ is here :weirdo: She's ready for her match.

:hug:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b241/FlamingoSpice/leaving.jpg

Salerni/Fernandez (ARG) def. Sharapova/Kirilenko (RUS)

6-2, 0-6, 6-4

A second set choke by the Argentines but they manage to get past the ever tough Russians. Pitu/Clarissa have been playing great tennis lately and they advance to the finals of the BJK Invitaitonal! Congrats ladies. Masha squared :awww: You played great but they were able to scrape by. Good luck next week at the Golden Gate Open.

Ugly Masha is out :banana::woohoo::worship:

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Jelena Jankovic (SRB) def. Sania Mirza (IND)

6-2, 6-4

Nice win for Jelena. After a crushing defeat in doubles yesterday at the hands of the Williams sisters, Jelena came out focused and ready for what Mirza was going to throw at her. Mirza started to play more consistantly in the second set and after blowing a 5-0 lead, Jelena knew she would have to stop Mirza's run with a bunch of timeouts winners. Congrats Jelena.

is India a country or PC?

:clap2::bigclap: Serbia rocks.

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Elena Dementieva (AUS) def. Caroline Wozniacki (DEN)

6-4, 7-5

Elena fights hard for this win but pulls it out. Caroline, you played an amazing tournament and should be proud with a semi-final result. Lena, you have been playing amazing. Her game was as consistant as ever and she kept the double faults and unforced errors down and was able to fight past the tough challenge that Caroline posed. Lena, good luck in the finals against Jankovic.

Lena, good luck in the finals against Jankovic.
:o Again :rolleyes:

:o Again :rolleyes:

Now what? :rolleyes:

Nothing you just obviously want Elena to win :rolleyes:





:p

who doesn't want Elena to win:weirdo:

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Williams/Williams (USA) def. Mirza/Rao (IND)

6-3, 6-4

After a stunning loss in singles, India suffers another loss in doubles at the hands of the Williams sisters. Venus and Serena were just way too much today. Their power and court prowess helped them against their tough Indian opponents who could've been a lot of trouble for the Americans. Congrats Vee/Ree for making it to the doubles final in your country. Good luck in the finals against the tough Argentines, Salerni/Fernandez.

Nothing you just obviously want Elena to win :rolleyes:

:p

Because I wished her luck? :lol:

I would've wished you luck but there was no one in the finals to wish you luck against. So :p

who doesn't want Elena to win:weirdo:
You're just a sore loser cuz queen JJ kicked your ass :)

Because I wished her luck? :lol:

I would've wished you luck but there was no one in the finals to wish you luck against. So :p
Yes, get it together!!!!!

You're just a sore loser cuz queen JJ kicked your ass :)

Yes, get it together!!!!!

You're as much of a headcase as Jelena is. :lol:

:rolls::haha:
That was obviously Jelena talking not me :p

Anyone want finals results? :)

doubles:angel:

singles, who cares about doubles that's for losers :)

singles, who cares about doubles that's for losers :)

your gonna lose like you did in doubles, so save him his pride, and do doubles first.

is India a country or PC?

India & Greece started out as PC players but then I asked Patch if he would like to play so he sent point for both countries.

Note: Both India & Greece had only 90 pts to work with and India made the semi-finals of both singles and doubles. :lol:

Lol, still a sore loser :awww:

:haha::rolls:

Uh... I'll do doubles first to give Jelena enough time to go to the bathroom and change her knickers so she wont have to do that stuff on court during the match.

Lol, still a sore loser :awww:

i can't be a sore loser when I beat you right after.:p
you're just bitter that you don't live in America: ThE BeSt CoUnTrIe!!1111!!1:)

it doesn't matter she'll do it on the court as well :shrug:

Doubles Final

Set 1

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Argentina leads United States 6-2

I predict 2-6 6-3 6-4

i can't be a sore loser when I beat you right after.:p
you're just bitter that you don't live in America: ThE BeSt CoUnTrIe!!1111!!1:)
OMg, i need to get it together. USA, AMAZE!!1!!!!!!!!!!!111 the home of the brave :worship:

Doubles Final

Set 2

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United States is tied with Argentina, one set all. 2-6, 6-4

Doubles Final

Set 3
Game, Set, Match.

And the winners are...





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:p




























































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:lol:









































:crazy:




























:confused:












































:rolleyes:


































:smash:


















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United States def. Argentina
2-6, 6-4, 6-4

What a great match! The Williams sisters overcame a slow start but finished strong and Team USA picks up another trophy this season. They are certainly looking to be one of the most strongest and consistant teams of the season. Argentina, you guys had a great week making it to the doubles final but the Williams sisters were just too much today. Congrats to Venus and Serena for winning the doubles title at the Billie Jean King Invitational!

:woohoo:
JJ losing in singles would make this a great tourny

what a shock, you have an american flag :rolleyes::rolleyes:



:p

what a shock, you have an american flag :rolleyes::rolleyes:

:p

I'll have you know I'm an Israeli citizen too. :ras:

well too bad Israel didn't play this tournament, they could've gone far...

:spit:

well too bad Israel didn't play this tournament, they could've gone far...

They would've dominated your ass for sure. :p

Obviously :shrug:. You need fired, Larry Scott :fiery:

Obviously :shrug:. You need fired, Larry Scott :fiery:

:nerner: I rule you.

Congrats winners! :)

Spain. :hug: Two losses in round 2 after convincing wins. :lol: Congrats, Elena & Fernandez/Salerni. :)

Pitu/Clari excellent job!

Congrats Williams!

they are points here?

No this is an exhibiton.

No this is an exhibiton.

like the title of the thread says:lol:

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Elena Dementieva (AUS) def. Jelena Jankovic (SRB)

6-4, 3-6, 7-5

:worship: A great match worthy of being a final. All week we've seen some of the most competitive women's tennis the tour has to offer and this is one of those examples. Elena's strategy was the most risky of all and she winds up winning the tournament! Jelena will probably be angry and say it's because I hate her that she lost, but Elena just played better than her. Jelena should be happy with a finals appearence in her first tournament. Elena, you deserve all the credit in the world, you were truly the best this week. Congrats. Good luck to everyone next week in the Golden Gate Open.

who will be running next exibition? :D

Me again. :wavey: Unless someone else wants to.

Jelena :devil:

What a surprise :eek::rolleyes:

What a surprise :eek::rolleyes:

Better start being nice to me cause you're at my mercy until Patch gets back. :devil:

;):p

Congrats, Elena. :worship:

young_gunner. :wavey: Awesome job running the tournament. ;) Can't wait until next week. :bounce:

Lena :woohoo: :D

young_gunner (I know that you have already told me your name but I forgot it :o so please tell us again :angel:), It was a brilliant tournament because Lena won. :angel: :lol:

j/k :p thanks for your work. :hug:

My name is Matt. :p Congrats. When I saw your stragey, I thought you were nuts. :lol: But it worked. :eek::worship:

LOL, yeah. You won cuz your strategy was so amaze, yes...:rolleyes::p

LOL, yeah. You won cuz your strategy was so amaze, yes...:rolleyes::p

Zoli's stragey was risky as hell. It worked perfectly against Jelena's steroid strong strategy. :p

ElenA's strategy was dumb and I wqould have beaten her in 3:p

ElenA's strategy was dumb and I wqould have beaten her in 3:p

But you lost to Jelena in 2 so... :p

My name is Matt. :p Congrats. When I saw your stragey, I thought you were nuts. :lol: But it worked. :eek::worship:

I love the risky strategies. :hearts: :angel: But sometimes it doesn't work really well... e.g. I lost in the first round at AO. :tape: :o :lol:

LOL, yeah. You won cuz your strategy was so amaze, yes...:rolleyes::p

No. :ras: I won because Jelena didn't take enough injury timeout. :awww: :hug: :angel:

ElenA's strategy was dumb and I wqould have beaten her in 3:p

Yeah, it is true. :angel: :p