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Matt Ill do your result but not the other matches so you wont know if you make it but you know if you won!

Is that a deal??

Orange
1st Sharapova 2-1 5-2 38-30
2nd Pennetta 2-1 5-3 50-41
3rd Robson 1-2 2-4 27-29
4th Dementieva 1-2 2-5 32-33

-No comment/ No time-

Purple
1st Haynes 3-0 6-0 36-15
2nd Malek 1-2 3-4 30-38
3rd Salerni 1-2 3-5 35-41
4th Kuznetsova 1-2 2-5 28-35
-See Above

PS. Haynes dominated-

No deal. :p

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Venus Williams def Nicole Vaidisova 6-1 6-2

BITCH HIT SOME LUCKY SHOTS :rolleyes:

Give me an article or two and ill do it

A Bitchy Article

Be Back in twenty, EXPECT AN ARTICLE OR TWO~

SAY MY NAME!!! :woohoo:

Venus Dominates Vaidisova

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Former world's number one, Venus Williams returns a ball to Nicole Vaidisova in their third round robin tie. Williams gave Nicole a beatdown in straight sets.

American Venus Williams continued her fight to win her Red Group round robin with a dominating 6-1, 6-2 victory over Nicole Vaidisova of the Czech Repubic. Williams dominated baseline rallies and had an overwhelming 8 aces to 0 double faults. The American is currently 2-1 in her group and is waiting for the last match to be played to see if she will advance.

In the opening of the first set, Williams raced out to a 5-0 lead and after a couple of lucky net cords, Vaidisova found herself on the board at 5-1. Williams used her powerful serve to close out the first set after a contreversial point at 40-0 was replayed. The ball was clearly in but Vaidisova's herpes infested mouth kept bitching and moaning that the ball was out, so Williams agreed to redo the first serve and she served a 129 mph body serve that almost blew Nicole into the stands, luckily for her, her ass is so fat that gravity wouldn't let her fly in the air.

In the second set after being down 1-2, Williams used her powerful groundstrokes to out hit Nicole. After winning her fourth consecutive game to take the score to 5-2, Williams looked at Vaidisova and said "SAY MY NAME!!" to which Nicole's boyfriend/long lost cousin, Radek Stepanek said "Mommy Venus!" to which Venus said "Shut yo ugly ass up and speak when I speak to you." It is obvious that no one likes Nicole, not even her cousin/boyfriend.

Venus was down 30-40 on Vaidisova's serve but she fought back and hit back to back winners to bring herself a match point. Williams hit an overhead smash to close out the match. Vaidisova threw her racket down in anger and continued to have a hissy fit as Williams celebrated her amazing victory, proving once again that she is a force to be reckoned with.

"I went out and played my best and the score definitely reflects it. I mean Nicole tried to pull out every tactic in the book to use against me but it didn't work because I'm the better player. I don't have to yell and scream that I'm the best, if I'm confidant in myself, everyone will notice."

:haha:

Ill post it at the commercial!

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Iveta Benesova def Viktoria Azarenka6-4 6-4

Sorry MATT!!

Pink
1st Benesova 2-1 4-2 36-31
2nd Williams 2-1 4-3 27-16
3rd Vaidisova 1-2 3-4 27-41
4th Azarenka 1-2 3-5 26-38

Tournament Runner Being Sued

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A courtroom is packed to hear the opening arguments in a lawsuit filled against the Waikoloa Exhibition Tournament Director.

A class action lawsuit has been filled against the Tournament Director of the Waikoloa Challenege Exhibition tournament for sexual harrassment. The head coach of tour stars, Venus Williams and Shahar Peer has said he feels victimized and has been abused for the last time.

"He kept looking at me like I was a piece of meat." a teary eyed Coach Spice told reporters. "He told me, if I want my players to win, that I would have to dance for him... shirtless." Who then broke into tears.

Tour officials are investigating the tournament to see if any foul behaivor has been committed. The allegations against Tournament Director Matt are considered to be true by many.

"The way he looks at our coach has been noticed before. He always has lust in his eyes and one thing on the brain. I feel so sorry for our Coach but he's such an amazing person that he is willing to stick around on the tour even though he's going through so much mental anguish." Shahar Peer said of her coach.

Since these are serious allegations, police officials asked Coach Spice if he was certain of what the definition of sexual harrassment was, to which the coach answered:

"Of course I do. It's harrassment of the sexy. I am sexy, TD Matt was harrassing me. What more do you want? Can't you see I'm in enough pain as it is?"

It has been rumored that because Coach Spice did not do TD Matt's sick dance, the angered Tournament Director threw Coach Spice out a window. The charges are pilling up against the Tournament Director and the tour. One can only hope that justice is served in this case.

:haha:

Shahar Peer and Venus Williams withdraw from doubles in protest for the wrongful treatment of their darling coach.

:ras: NO green or yellow group!

E.W.T.A
Week 19.5
Waikoloa Challenge
Hawaii
Day 3

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Agnieszka Radwanska def Jie Zheng 1-6 7-5 7-6(4)

E.W.T.A
Week 19.5
Waikoloa Challenge
Hawaii
Day 3

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Ashley Harkleroad def Paola Suarez 6-3 6-0

Green
1st Harkleroad 2-1 5-2 42-28
2nd Paola Suarez 2-1 4-2 28-28
3rd Radwanska 2-1 4-3 38-49
4th Zheng 0-3 0-4 32-39


One of the tightest groups!
SADLY it came down to games and sets

Ash! :woohoo: She goes through :bounce: And a bagel :drool:

E.W.T.A
Week 19.5
Waikoloa Challenge
Hawaii
Day 3

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Dinara Safina def Camille Pin 7-5 4-6 6-4

E.W.T.A
Week 19.5
Waikoloa Challenge
Hawaii
Day 3

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Virginie Razzano def Ana Ivanovic 6-1 6-3

:aparty: Both my players qualify! :D

Yellow
1st Safina 3-0 6-1 43-29
2nd Pin 1-2 3-4 36-38
3rd Razzano 1-2 2-4 30-30
4th Ivanovic 1-2 2-4 21-33

Safina was :drool:

Pin was close, Virginie was close

Ana you gor fourth but were also extrmly close

When will next round be?

Thanks Matt awesome tournament

QF's tonight!!!(Or even in the next couole hours!)


OVERALL STANDINGS
Blue
1st Keothavong 2-1 4-2 30-27
2nd Kirilenko 2-1 4-3 36-33
3rd Radwanska 1-2 2-4 28-33
4th Dokic 1-2 2-4 35-35
Brown
1st Sanchez Lorenzo 3-0 6-0 39-27
2nd Mirza 1-2 3-4 23-31
3rd Jozami 1-2 2-3 27-24
4th Sugiyama 1-2 3-5 37-44
Red
1st Dechy 2-1 5-3 41-33
2nd Peer 2-1 4-3 37-32
3rd Stevenson 2-1 4-3 33-32
4th Zvonareva 0-3 2-5 31-45
Orange
1st Sharapova 2-1 5-2 38-30
2nd Pennetta 2-1 5-3 50-41
3rd Robson 1-2 2-4 27-29
4th Dementieva 1-2 2-5 32-33
Purple
1st Haynes 3-0 6-0 36-15
2nd Malek 1-2 3-4 30-38
3rd Salerni 1-2 3-5 35-41
4th Kuznetsova 1-2 2-5 28-35
Yellow
1st Safina 3-0 6-1 43-29
2nd Pin 1-2 3-4 36-38
3rd Razzano 1-2 2-4 30-30
4th Ivanovic 1-2 2-4 21-33
Pink
1st Benesova 2-1 4-2 36-31
2nd Williams 2-1 4-3 27-16
3rd Vaidisova 1-2 3-4 27-41
4th Azarenka 1-2 3-5 26-38
Green
1st Harkleroad 2-1 5-2 42-28
2nd Paola Suarez 2-1 4-2 28-28
3rd Radwanska 2-1 4-3 38-49
4th Zheng 0-3 0-4 32-39


DRAW!
Keothavong vs. Sanchez Lorenzo

Dechy vs. Sharapova

Haynes vs. Safina

Benesova vs. Harkleroad

I think Im cancellijng doubles as I leave tomorrow

Couldn't you just do the whole thing tonight?:devil:

PLease :angel:

I have to leave soon so can you do QF now? Sorry for being demanding:(

I have to leave soon so can you do QF now? Sorry for being demanding:(

Im goiing to calculate ASAP!;)

Hw much time do you have?

Second :( Good tournament though Makiri :p

Im goiing to calculate ASAP!;)

Hw much time do you have?

Urm, not sure. Not long though. Thanks

Second :( Good tournament though Makiri :p

She was close :hug:

E.W.T.A
Week 19.5
Waikoloa Challenge
Hawaii
Day 4

QUARTER FINALS
Blue vs. Brown

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Keothavong def Sanchez Lorenzo 7-5 6-4
-Anne goes to the semis and looks to be the darkhorse of the competition!-

E.W.T.A
Week 19.5
Waikoloa Challenge
Hawaii
Day 4

QUARTER FINALS
Blue vs. Brown

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Sharapova def Dechy 6-4 6-1
-MaSha goes to the semis but has been extremly rusty, She will hope to beat anne and take the title-

E.W.T.A
Week 19.5
Waikoloa Challenge
Hawaii
Day 4



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Haynes def Safina 6-4 5-7 7-6
-This was a clash between tohis weeks two bests! Angela got lucky in the firsat and that was enough-

was it a CT victory?

E.W.T.A
Week 19.5
Waikoloa Challenge
Hawaii
Day 4



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Harkleroad def Benesova 6-4 4-6 7-5
Harkleroad will hope to avenge her partnrs demise when she plays versus Haynes. That match will go to CT's so it will definitly be tighT! Benesova, Its noice to have the old you back

:( I never win CTs

was it a CT victory?

Came down to the first set so we'll see how the semis go!

Cant do the semis now though because Tatinovic wont b here untill the 28th, SO IM SPACING THINGS OUT!

I Might do a strictly doubles, EXO.


BUT YOU DONT GET TO PICK YOUR PARTNER!

Go commit to the dubs exo!

Breaking News Update

It has been declared that the E.W.T.A tour might have to pay the sum of $150 million dollars in damages caused by Waikoloa Challenge Tournament Director, Matt for sexual harrassment allegations brought on by the coach of Shahar Peer and Venus Williams, Coach Spice.

Yesterday after both of his players mysteriously failed to reach the quarterfinals of the tournament, Coach Spice said he had enough of being pushed around by the tournament director and came out to the public with his heart wrenching story. It is said that Coach Spice has been suffering emotionally, physically, and mentally due to all of the torture that Tournament Director Matt has caused.

The Tournament Director told Coach Spice that if he wanted his players to do well that he would have to dance infront of him with articles of clothes missing. Since Coach Spice refused to comply with the filthy requests of the horn dog Tournament Director, it was said that the angry TD threw poor Coach Spice out a window. The charges are piling up, sexual harrassment, battery, and theft. We'll update you later with more on the case.

:ras: I heard you give concent

:ras: I heard you give concent

How dare you. :eek:

I'll sue you next bish! :ras:

:cool: My players can afford it. They're succesful:devil:

:ras: I heard you give concent

Ash and Dinara are my witnesses

NOW GO COMIT TO THE DUBS!:)

:cool: My players can afford it. They're succesful:devil:

I'm not taking them to court. I'm taking you to court. Prepare to lose everything, even your shoes. :devil:

Ash and Dinara are my witnesses

NOW GO COMIT TO THE DUBS!:)

A playboy skank and a fivehead are your witnesses? Pffft hope you're ready to go to jail for a looooonnng time. :)

A playboy skank and a fivehead are your witnesses? Pffft hope you're ready to go to jail for a looooonnng time. :)

You'll be there too for wasting police time;)

Hey I canged the doub les to mixed doubles!

Only 16 teams and 4 groups!

You'll be there too for wasting police time;)

You're wasting my time. I'll see you in court. ;)

You're wasting my time. I'll see you in court. ;)

No you wont because your players already lost;)

You're wasting my time. I'll see you in court. ;)

Great now go commit to mixed :)

And 5ean pick your partner!
Please dont do Safina Safin :o

Should I use old points?

Great now go commit to mixed :)

My players aren't playing in protest to you sexy harrassing me. :p

My players aren't playing in protest to you sexy harrassing me. :p

:sad:

Pin!:(
Betina:(

GO IN DOUBLES!

SEMI FINALS

Keothavong def Sharapova 6-4 6-3

Harkleroad def Haynes7-5 7-5


FIANL TOMORROW!



Match notes, Anne was great today!
Harkleroad got luckier in the first set ANGELA :hug:

Harkleroad I hope you plane crashes on your way home.

Will there be a 3rd place match between Angie and Maria?

LET'S GO ANNE!! :woohoo:

:Woohoo: Go Ash!

:lol: Don't be bitter Angela, you got lucky once!

Anne:armed:

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Harkleroad def Keothavong 7-5 6-4

-Second set decided by a CT!-


NOW IM OFF TO PARIS

:eek: OMG! Ash's 1st tournament! :)