Great field as expected, can't wait for the turnament to start ! :D

$75,000 Athens-Filothei 2006
Dates : 03 Apr to 09 Apr 2006
Venue : Looflirpa, Nigeria
Surface : Hard

http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester/2002/baton/photos/nigeria/nigeria1.jpg
http://members.lycos.co.uk/slesh1/looflirpa.jpg


Main draw entry list:
1 GROENEFELD Anna-lena GER 22 2
2 VINCI Roberta ITA 43 1
3 BRANDI Kristina PUR 83 1
4 DANIILIDOU Eleni GRE 85
5 GARBIN Tathiana ITA 88 1
6 KANEPI Kaia EST 91 2 1
7 SAVCHUK Olga UKR 92 1
8 SUCHA Martina SVK 102 1
9 PARRA-SANTONJA Arantxa 105 1
10 $$ SROMOVA Hana CZE 114 2
11 PIN Camille FRA 118
12 BREMOND Severine FRA 119 1
13 KLOESEL Sandra 120 1
14 MEUSBURGER Yvonne 121 2
15 $$ VIERIN Nathalie ITA 122 1
16 NAGYOVA Henrieta SVK 127
17 COHEN-ALORO Stephanie FRA 133 1
18 OBZILER Tzipi ISR 136 2
19 AZARENKA Victoria BLR 138 1
20 NAGY Kyra 29 140 2
21 $ CERVANOVA Ludmila SVK 143 1
22 KREMER Anne LUX 144 1
23 KLASCHKA Sabine GER 146 1
24 BLAHOTOVA Olga 24 CZE 147

Qualifying draw will be published soon.

Qualifying draw:
Qualifying draw (http://wilstar.com/holidays/aprilfool.htm)

Go Claudine,Brenda and Sabine! :woohoo:
Brenda vs. Lucic :(

:rolls: :yeah:

:haha: :rolls:

whats that :lol:

Good luck to Anna!

Im confused, isn't that a picture of a tower in Dubai? And the tournament will be based in Nigeria?

lolol..i was like.. " why is this list just being published now" :lol: :worship: :p

:) I wondered if people will get it from the Looflirpa
thanks Xian for the picture btw!

Anyone wants to create a qualifying draw? :p

OMFG! :haha:

:) I wondered if people will get it from the Looflirpa
thanks Xian for the picture btw!

Anyone wants to create a qualifying draw? :p

Just make sure you give a WC to alexandra stevenson :p :devil:

I dont know the qualy draw, just one result

(wc)Jelena Dokic (AUS) d. (wc)Alexandra Stevenson (USA) 26 76(9) 63 (saved 4 mp)

I dont know the qualy draw, just one result

(wc)Jelena Dokic (AUS) d. (wc)Alexandra Stevenson (USA) 26 76(9) 63 (saved 4 mp)
I have the quali draw from tournement director and I will type it :rolls: :haha: :p ;)

Singles Qualifying Draw 2nd Round

(Alt)Nancy Loeffler-Caro (CAN) v Beauty Oghenekevwe (NGR)
Diana Vranceanu (GER) d. (8)Paula Garcia Garcia Doctor (ESP) 26 64 63

Hannah Eke (NGR) d. (2)Cara Black (ZIM) 63 62
Anne Schäfer Sr. (GER) v Caroline Schneider (GER)

(wc)Jelena Dokic (AUS) d. (wc)Alexandra Stevenson (USA) 26 76(9) 63
(5)Selima Sfar (TUN) d. Sabine Klaschka (GER) 36 60 60

Olga Khrapkova (RUS) v Lucie Kriegsmannova (CZE)
Nungnadda Wannasuk (THA) d. (Alt)Amy Dillingham 60 46 61

Oh Sabine - what a pathetic Result :eek:

:lol:

Ungnadda :woohoo: :wannasuk: :D

My friend who lives in Looflirpa told me that (Alt)Nancy Loeffler-Caro (CAN) had to withdraw because of Fedcup, and that Serena williams will replace her.

Live Scores

(Alt Alt)Serena Williams v Beauty Oghenekevwe 3-2* 00-15

Dokic battles past Stevenson
ASAP's friend in looflirpa, Looflirpa Times.
1/4/06 17:25

The wonderful city of Looflirpa had the previledge to host amazing match between two former tennis legends as Jelena Dokic (AUS-TANK-SCG-AUS) and (wc)Alexandra Stevenson(USA-SLUMP). Dokic defeated Stevenson 2-6 7-6(9) 6-3.

At first, Dokic started toying with Stevenson, giving her lobs and easy volleys. Suddently, Stevenson decided to go back and the SHE started to give Dokic easy lobs and volleyes :confused:
Anyway, the umpire said time and I think its some curse word because the players got so mad that they wen't back to their seats :confused: . After a minute or two they calmed down and Got back to the court.

Stevenson started the match amazingly, hitting some great backhands winners. Not only Dokic had to deal with Stevenson magnificent winners, I think there were some cat near the court which disturbed her because she kept yelling 'shoo' :confused:

Stevenson won the first set and to the screaming of some crazy woman who kept saying something like 'careful.. lesbians..' she got back to the chair. Both women held their serves until 6-6, then they started to play some crazy game that I didn't understand. Anyway, it was 6-2 in favour of the American player who must be jewish, because it seemed like she celebrated israeli holiday 'Purim' dressed as a slutty rabbit. Dokic got it to 8-8 (I have no idea how, I kept looking at her breast). Then in the middle of the point just as Stevenson was going to hit an easy smash, we heard a voice from the other court saying 'Advantage wannasuk'. Both players burst with laugh, and the point was replayed. Dokic won the next two point and the second set.

In the start of the third set, I started hearing screaming so I went to the other court and saw a girl named Sabine Klaschka screaming and cursing in every language existed (even in Nigerian!). I asked her if she needed help and the next thing I remember is waking up at the Looflirpa local hospital.

Serena broken :o

(Alt Alt)Serena Williams v Beauty Oghenekevwe 3-4* 30-15

Beauty wins the first set 6-3
ESPN now broadcasts the match :)

Serena making too many errors

There is a obvious joke, but I'll get over myself and won't say it :o
Go Serena! Beauty is known as a chocker!

There is a obvious joke, but I'll get over myself and won't say it :o
Go Serena! Beauty is known as a chocker!

Sorry, the friend from Looflirpa used my account, Choker of course.

OMG Beauty twisted her ankle :speakles: :sad:
she led 6-3 *2-0 and then it happened

Serena just standing and jumping around and doesnt care for Beauty. such a bitch :fiery:

on no, Beauty retires :sad:

(Alt Alt)Serena Williams (USA) d. Beauty Oghenekevwe (NGR) 36 02 ret.

she will face Diana Vranceanu tomorrow in the qualy round

oh ok April Fools :p

Yess Serena! :woohoo:
Don't blame serena for Beauty's loss, she thought it was just cramps, and its Beauty fault also, she keeps doing photshoots and endorcments, she is not focused in tennis enough.

My friend from Looflirpa will soon write Beauty his open letter.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200501/r39367_99333.jpg
(Getty Images) America's Serena Williams celebrates after winning a point in her match against Beauty Oghenekevwe of Nigeria at the Looflirpa Open

Actually when will be the main draw published?? I heard they are trying to give a maindraw wc to JHH

Actually when will be the main draw published?? I heard they are trying to give a maindraw wc to JHH:eek: Allez!

Main Draw WC's
Justine Henin-Hardenne
Steffi Graf
Jennifer Capriati
inkymisafan

Qualifying Draw 2nd Round completed

(Alt Alt)Serena Williams (USA) d. Beauty Oghenekevwe (NGR) 36 02 ret.
Diana Vranceanu (GER) d. (8)Paula Garcia Garcia Doctor (ESP) 26 64 63

Hannah Eke (NGR) d. (2)Cara Black (ZIM) 63 62
Anne Schäfer Sr. (GER) d. Caroline Schneider (GER) 75 75

(wc)Jelena Dokic (AUS) d. (wc)Alexandra Stevenson (USA) 26 76(9) 63
(5)Selima Sfar (TUN) d. Sabine Klaschka (GER) 36 60 60

Olga Khrapkova (RUS) d. Lucie Kriegsmannova (CZE) 06 64 63
Nungnadda Wannasuk (THA) d. (Alt)Amy Dillingham 60 46 61

Open letter for Beauty Oghenekevwe
ASAP's friend in looflirpa, Looflirpa Times.
1/4/06 18:10

Listen Beauty, youv'e got to start focus on tennis. Talent told me you do him alot. Stop doing him and start using him! And stop dating Anger, he is only bad news for you. If you'll start using your talent, you're old friend Hope will comback, remember her?
Start training and drop your coach Lazy , he is no good for you.

Love,
Love (ASAP's friend in looflirpa).

Doubles Main Draw

(1)Williams/Williams (USA/USA) v Klemenschits/Klemenschits (AUT/AUT)
Radwanska/Radwanska (POL/POL) v Klaschka/Klaschka (GER/GER)

(4)Black/Stevenson (ZIM/USA) v Dokic/Lukic (AUS/SCG)
Wannasuk/inkymisafan (THA/NED) v (wc)Capriati/Henin-Hardenne (USA/BEL)

Blahotova/Hradecka (CZE/CZE) v Nagyova/Nagy (SVK/HUN)
Bremond/Daniilidou (FRA/GRE) v (3)Garbin/Vinci (ITA/ITA)

Brandi/Sucha (PUR/SVK) v (wc)Dillingham/Eke (USA/NGR)
Azarenka/Savchuk (BLR/UKR) v (2)Grönefeld/Shaughnessy (GER/USA)

No1 seeds
http://www.watchtowerinformationservice.org/images/serena_venus.jpg

Venus is on holidays here in Nigeria

Go inkymisafan! :rocker:

Beat them all

:lol:

Wannasuk/inkymisafan (THA/NED) :unsure: :bolt:.... I mean GOooo! :rocker:

Its raining here in Looflirpa right now,
I hope it will stop raining soon and play will resume.

Love.

No Alice Izomor, she's my favorite Nigerian :lol:

Where is Alice Izomor?
Love, Looflirpa Times.
1/4/06 19:03

Shocking news! Looflirpa has lost 1/4 of its population as Alice Izomor, a local girl has been reported missing. Alice Izomor was the Turnament director of the Looflirpa Open.

Replacing her as the Turnament director will be (alt) tobi and (shift) rrfnpump.
All of Looflirpa's population are searching for her now. Replies from (alt) tobi and (shift) rrfnpump have yet to be said.

If you see Mrs. Izomor, please let us know.

Where is Alice Izomor?
Love, Looflirpa Times.
1/4/06 19:03

Shocking news! Looflirpa has lost 1/4 of its population as Alice Izomor, a local girl has been reported missing. Alice Izomor was the Turnament director of the Looflirpa Open.

Replacing her as the Turnament director will be (alt) tobi and (shift) rrfnpump.
All of Looflirpa's population are searching for her now. Replies from (alt) tobi and (shift) rrfnpump have yet to be said.

If you see Mrs. Izomor, please let us know.
:haha: :rolls:

finally a good one :)

I have the information Alice Izomor is the new girlfriend of Svetlana Kuznetsova and is in Miami because of this.

Singles Main Draw will be done tomorrow ;)

Good luck Roberta, Tathiana and Nathalie :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Wannasuk/inkymisafan (THA/NED) v (wc)Capriati/Henin-Hardenne (USA/BEL) :eek:

Aide inkymisafan :yeah: :bounce: Kick her ass!!! Capriati/Henin-Hardenne ->Takkewijfs

BTW Eurosport shows Wannasuk/inkymisafan (THA/NED) v (wc)Capriati/Henin-Hardenne (USA/BEL) LIVE and I have no idea why they called Nungnadda Wannasuk only with her first name and never called her with her family name :shrug:

Singles Qualifying Draw 2nd Round

(Alt)Nancy Loeffler-Caro (CAN) v Beauty Oghenekevwe (NGR)
Diana Vranceanu (GER) d. (8)Paula Garcia Garcia Doctor (ESP) 26 64 63

Hannah Eke (NGR) d. (2)Cara Black (ZIM) 63 62
Anne Schäfer Sr. (GER) v Caroline Schneider (GER)

(wc)Jelena Dokic (AUS) d. (wc)Alexandra Stevenson (USA) 26 76(9) 63
(5)Selima Sfar (TUN) d. Sabine Klaschka (GER) 36 60 60

Olga Khrapkova (RUS) v Lucie Kriegsmannova (CZE)
Nungnadda Wannasuk (THA) d. (Alt)Amy Dillingham 60 46 61

You guys are to much :lol: :lol: :p

Ungnadda :woohoo: :wannasuk: :D

My friend who lives in Looflirpa told me that (Alt)Nancy Loeffler-Caro (CAN) had to withdraw because of Fedcup, and that Serena williams will replace her.

Lindsay Lee Waters is next ALT...she will play one day after giving birth to TRIPLETS :lol: :lol: :lol: :p

is this a real draw? serena, capriati, justine are playing?????

reverse Looflirpa and you get April Fool :lol:

will leave this thread for today while before i close it.

reverse Looflirpa and you get April Fool :lol:

will leave this thread for today while before i close it.

hey, tomorrow main draw will be released
maybe Olga Khrapkova qualifies :D

reverse Looflirpa and you get April Fool :lol:

will leave this thread for today while before i close it.

Maybe if I'll edit the title to "75K Looflirpa, Nigeria (April 3rd) *April fool jk*" you'll keep it? :) or we can move it :)

I thought the 'Dokic battles past Stevenson' was a nice one, me and my wierd humor :o

Alice and Sveta sitting on a tree
The tree of Love, Looflirpa Times.
1/4/06 19:03

Double Shocking news + ketchup coming right up! Looflirpa has officialy lost 1/4 of its population as Alice Izomor, a local girl has been reported moving out from Looflirpa Open. New turnament directior (alt+ctrl+del) rrfnpump has report that Tennis player Svetlana Kuznetsova and Alice Izomor are together, and Alice has moved out from Looflirpa to support her in the WTA Tour.

Kuznetsova is playing right now against Sharapova, and rumors says that Alice Izomor and Yuri Sharapov were together ('Who can resist those sunglasses' , Alice said). There will defantly be lots of tension there.

But the Looflirpa Open has plenty of action itself. The mayor of Looflirpa, TheBoiledEgg, is threatning to cancel the turnament today. Rumors says Jelena Dokic was screaming in anger when she heard it, 'WHATTT???? Finally I WIN a match and NOW THIS.. WE WILL SEE WHO WILL CANCEL WHAT :fiery: '.

'I notice she gained weight, but she doesn't need refrain herself as "we"' Her doubles partner Lukic said today.

http://sites.evc.net/wta/gallery/photos/Jelena_Dokic_Fila/Jelena_Dokic_Fila_07.jpg
Jelena Dokic of Australia reacts to the rumor of cancelling the Looflirpa Open

but Jelena has a plan
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2004/writers/jon_wertheim/07/05/wimbledon.wrap/p1_dokic_getty.jpg
"I am gonna kick Eggy's butt :devil:

:haha:

ASAP :yeah: :D

What a great thread again :rolls:

LOL at the pictures, they are so funny!

Do we have another upset?
Hannah Eke, the Nigerian star, is leading Anne Schäfer Sr. 6-4.
Keep going Hannah! :woohoo:

no surprise here, Hannah upset Cara Black in second qualy round :p

no surprise here, Hannah upset Cara Black in second qualy round :p

Didn't you hear? Black withdrew, it was one of Lindsay Lee Walters triplets that Hannah beat!

Hannah 6-4 2-1* :)
The grunts from Anne Schäfer :hearts: :drool:

Singles Main Draw

(1/WC)Justine Henin-Hardenne (BEL) v (wc)Steffi Graf (GER)
Olga Blahotova (CZE) v Viktoria Azarenka (BLR)
Kyra Nagy (HUN) v (Q)Nungnadda Wannasuk (THA)
Camille Pin (FRA) v (8)Martina Sucha (SVK)

(6)Kaia Kanepi (EST) v Henrieta Nagyova (SVK)
(wc)inkymisafan (AUS) v Anne Kremer (LUX)
(Q)Serena Williams (USA) v (wc)Jennifer Capriati (USA)
Ludmila Cervanova (SVK) v (3)Kristina Brandi (PUR)

(4)Eleni Daniilidou (GRE) v Tzipi Obziler (ISR)
Severine Bremond (FRA) v (LL)Selima Sfar (TUN)
Stephanie Cohen-Aloro (FRA) v Sandra Klösel (GER)
Hana Sromova (CZE) v (7)Olga Savchuk (UKR)

(5)Tathiana Garbin (ITA) v Arantxa Parra-Santonja (ESP)
Yvonne Meusburger (AUT) v Kimiko Date (JPN)
(Alt)Elizabeth Freeman-Young (USA) v (Q)Hanna Eke (NGR)
(Q)Jelena Dokic (AUS) v (2)Anna-Lena Grönefeld (GER)

Roberta Vinci withdrew

Oh no.. an airplane is flying near the stadium.
wait, Its says something.

'Eggs, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE'

Match continues as the plane goes away.
Hannah 6-4 4-1*

Inkymisafan ready to rock the house
Misa, Looflirpa Times.
1/4/06 21:14

Australia's wildcard inkymisafan is looking forward to playing Anne Kremer of Luxembourg at the Looflirpa Open.

"Its my first match in a main draw, so of course I am very excited" says the dutch-addicted girl. "I practiced serve with Richard Krajicek and I have a very good feeling at the moment. I think I have a good chance to win against Anne".

Qualifying Round

(Alt Alt)Serena Williams (USA) d. Diana Vranceanu (GER) 60 63

Hannah Eke (NGR) d. Anne Schäfer Sr. (GER) 64 61

(wc)Jelena Dokic (AUS) d. (5)Selima Sfar (TUN) 16 62 61

Nungnadda Wannasuk (THA) d. Olga Khrapkova (RUS) 60 60

I hope inkymisafan can survive winning the title when Misa is far away in the U.S.. we will see :devil:

Electronic Line-Calling in Looflirpa
ASAP, Looflirpa Times.
1/4/06 21:14

History will be made on Monday when during the opening round of the Looflirpa Open in Nigeria Hawk-Eye technology will be used on stadium court at the WTAWorld Tennis Center.

Electronic line calling made a successful debut in its first professional tennis event in Miami. Players during the course of two Sony Ericsson WTA Tour and three ATP matches challenged 14 calls. Seven were successful in reversing a call while seven were unsuccessful.

Justine Henin-Hardenne: I would lovz Electronicz Linez Callingz to be uzedz, az long az zhey can't know if you raize ehmm.. like a hand or somezing.
Olga Blahotova: I won't win anyway.. who cares :sad:
Tzipi Obziler: Shame.. I liked screaming at the umpire.
(wc)inkymisafan: Please god, I promise not to use it as long as Misa wins AI!

reverse Looflirpa and you get April Fool :lol:

will leave this thread for today while before i close it.


Mother F****:drool: ...haha

(1)Williams/Williams (USA/USA) v Klemenschits/Klemenschits (AUT/AUT)

I heard that Klemenschits/Klemenschits won 60 76(38) 60 but I can't confirm.

I heard that Klemenschits/Klemenschits won 60 76(38) 60 but I can't confirm.

ahh don't worry, the source was getting muddled with the $5K Heerhugowaard Doubles 1R: Parichart Charoensukployphol/Ratchaya Chaichanachaicharn def. Dan Lu/Na Li 06 76(38) 60.

Inkymisafan ready to rock the house
Misa, Looflirpa Times.
1/4/06 21:14

Australia's wildcard inkymisafan is looking forward to playing Anne Kremer of Luxembourg at the Looflirpa Open.

"Its my first match in a main draw, so of course I am very excited" says the dutch-addicted girl. "I practiced serve with Richard Krajicek and I have a very good feeling at the moment. I think I have a good chance to win against Anne".


:spit: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oi - this thread is fake? OMG JUSTINE against Steffi Graf in first round!!! That's crazy!!!!!!!!!!

:haha:

Has anyone told Sarah about this yet? :tape:

Mother F****:drool: ...haha

:tape:

is this a real draw? serena, capriati, justine are playing?????

yes - I['m really playing in a challenger... and I'm gonna beat those biatches in doubles! :devil:

Inkymisafan ready to rock the house
Misa, Looflirpa Times.
1/4/06 21:14

Australia's wildcard inkymisafan is looking forward to playing Anne Kremer of Luxembourg at the Looflirpa Open.

"Its my first match in a main draw, so of course I am very excited" says the dutch-addicted girl. "I practiced serve with Richard Krajicek and I have a very good feeling at the moment. I think I have a good chance to win against Anne".

Hey - am I Aussie or Dutch? In the draw it says I'm Dutch! :p

Qualifying Round

(Alt Alt)Serena Williams (USA) d. Diana Vranceanu (GER) 60 63

Hannah Eke (NGR) d. Anne Schäfer Sr. (GER) 64 61

(wc)Jelena Dokic (AUS) d. (5)Selima Sfar (TUN) 16 62 61

Nungnadda Wannasuk (THA) d. Olga Khrapkova (RUS) 60 60

:yeah: Go my doubles partner! :angel:

:haha:

Has anyone told Sarah about this yet? :tape:

yes! :p

Great Thread - Keep it going!

GO GO GO GO SARAH - BEAT THOSE BITACHES!!! LOL

(Wc) Inkymisafan (Aus) leads Anne Kremer (Lux) 5-1 (serving for a set)

(Wc) Inkymisafan (Aus) leads Anne Kremer (Lux) 61 05

Inkymisafan foughts back to 61 5-5 (0-40) Anne trying to break her drought on 17 set points.

(wc) inkymisafan defeated Anna Kremer 61 75 (saved 21 set points)

http://www.balancegym.com/images/tennis.jpg
(Getty Images) Inkymisafan in training before her first round match against Anne Kremer

http://www.balancegym.com/images/tennis.jpg
(Getty Images) Inkymisafan in training before her first round match against Anne Kremer


:eek: That ain't me - I actually wear clothes when I train! :p

Kanepi leads Nagyova 2-6 6-2 4*-4(40-15)
Henin-Hardenne leads Graf 6-0 5-*0(40-15) :help:
Wannasuk leads Nagy 6-4 0*-0(30-30)

Results:
Vranceanu(LL)* d. Meusburger 6-3 3-6 7-6(5)
Capriati(wc) d. Serena(Q) 4-6 7-6(6) 7-6(5) [saved 4MPs]

*Date withdrew :sad:

Omg JUstine - Allez!

Singles Main Draw First Round completed

(1/WC)Justine Henin-Hardenne (BEL) v (wc)Steffi Graf (GER) 60 62 :sad:
Viktoria Azarenka (BLR) d. Olga Blahotova (CZE) 62 63
(Q)Nungnadda Wannasuk (THA) d. Kyra Nagy (HUN) 64 06 62
Camille Pin (FRA) d. (8)Martina Sucha (SVK) 75 63

Henrieta Nagyova (SVK) d. (6)Kaia Kanepi (EST) 62 26 75
(wc)inkymisafan (AUS) d. Anne Kremer (LUX) 61 75 :eek: but Anne :help:
(wc)Jennifer Capriati (USA) d. (Q)Serena Williams (USA) 46 76(6) 76(5)
Ludmila Cervanova (SVK) d. (3)Kristina Brandi (PUR) 26 63 63

(4)Eleni Daniilidou (GRE) d. Tzipi Obziler (ISR) 61 62
Severine Bremond (FRA) d. (LL)Selima Sfar (TUN) 63 36 63
Stephanie Cohen-Aloro (FRA) d. Sandra Klösel (GER) 64 62
(7)Olga Savchuk (UKR) d. Hana Sromova (CZE) 76(7) 61

(5)Tathiana Garbin (ITA) d. Arantxa Parra-Santonja (ESP) 60 60 :o
(LL)Diana Vranceanu (GER) d. Yvonne Meusburger (AUT) 63 36 76(5)
(Q)Hanna Eke (NGR) d. (Alt)Elizabeth Freeman-Young (USA) 63 75 :D ;)
(Q)Jelena Dokic (AUS) d. (2)Anna-Lena Grönefeld (GER) 46 63 64 Anna-Lena :tape:

This is f**king priceless! :haha: :worship:

I heard the ump did some horrible mistakes at the Serena match and she got robbed :mad:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40046000/jpg/_40046724_swilliams200.jpg
Serena Williams argues a call in her match against Jennifer Capriati

the Hawk eye in Nigeria didnt work properly :(
now doubles action underway!

Wannasuk/Inkymisafan v (wc)Capriati/Henin-Hardenne *0-3
Sarah served 3 DF's in her service game :o

aww :sad: Anna-Lena... but yay I won, and so did my doubles partner! :D ;)

Sarah's posting here while she's on the court :eek: :haha:

I heard the ump did some horrible mistakes at the Serena match and she got robbed :mad:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40046000/jpg/_40046724_swilliams200.jpg
Serena Williams argues a call in her match against Jennifer Capriati

the Hawk eye in Nigeria didnt work properly :(
now doubles action underway!

Wannasuk/Inkymisafan v (wc)Capriati/Henin-Hardenne *0-3
Sarah served 3 DF's in her service game :o

hey hey! we gonna beat those biatches! :p

Sarah's posting here while she's on the court :eek: :haha:

yes - I have my lap top with me - change of ends posting is great! :p

Wannasuk/Inkymisafan v (wc)Capriati/Henin-Hardenne *2-3
they broke back :D ;)

Henin-Hardenne mad at Capriati :armed:

Sarah's shouting "Vamos" when Capriati double faulted :eek:

yes - I have my lap top with me - change of ends posting is great! :p
:tape: Larry Scott is going to ask "Microsoft" to be the main sponsor of WTA soon

(1)Williams/Williams (USA/USA) v Klemenschits/Klemenschits (AUT/AUT) 6-0 5*-0 :bigcry:
(4)Black/Stevenson (ZIM/USA) v Dokic/Lukic (AUS/SCG) 4-6 3*-2

good luck to Sarah and Nungnadda :D

Wannasuk just hit inkymisafan with her own serve :sad:
injury time out - I hope Sarah is fine

Wannasuk/Inkymisafan v (wc)Capriati/Henin-Hardenne *3-4 40-30

Serena and Venus already wasted 12MPs and got broken for 5-*1 :eek:

Doubles Main Draw some results

(1)Williams/Williams (USA/USA) v Klemenschits/Klemenschits (AUT/AUT)
Radwanska/Radwanska (POL/POL) d. Klaschka/Klaschka (GER/GER) 75 36 64

(4)Black/Stevenson (ZIM/USA) v Dokic/Lukic (AUS/SCG)
Wannasuk/inkymisafan (THA/NED) v (wc)Capriati/Henin-Hardenne (USA/BEL)

Nagyova/Nagy (SVK/HUN) d. Blahotova/Hradecka (CZE/CZE) (4)67 75 76(7)
Bremond/Daniilidou (FRA/GRE) d. (3)Garbin/Vinci (ITA/ITA) w/o (Vinci)

Brandi/Sucha (PUR/SVK) d. (wc)Dillingham/Eke (USA/NGR) 60 61
(2)Grönefeld/Shaughnessy (GER/USA) d. Azarenka/Savchuk (BLR/UKR) 64 62

Sarah back in action :)
Nungnadda holds her serve to level 4-4
now JCap to serve :p

Wannasuk just hit inkymisafan with her own serve :sad:
injury time out - I hope Sarah is fine

Wannasuk/Inkymisafan v (wc)Capriati/Henin-Hardenne *3-4 40-30
:haha:

secretly, Wannasuk is JCap's fan. She shouted "No one mess with my Cappy."

(1)Williams/Williams (USA/USA) v Klemenschits/Klemenschits (AUT/AUT) 6-0 5*-4(40-40)[saved 16MPs]
(4)Black/Stevenson (ZIM/USA) v Dokic/Lukic (AUS/SCG) 4-6 5*-4(40-15)

pfft... we broke! :p

(4)Black/Stevenson (ZIM/USA) d. Dokic/Lukic (AUS/SCG) 46 63 60 what a tank :rolleyes:
(1)Williams/Williams (USA/USA) d. Klemenschits/Klemenschits (AUT/AUT) 60 64

just one result missing now :eek:
and its TB in the Wannasuk/inkymisafan match :unsure:

go win the TB, Nungnadda and Sarah :yeah:

Serena and Venus got broken for the third time 5-5* 17MPS :eek:

Serena and Venus got broken for the third time 5-5* 17MPS :eek:

no, hawk eye corrected it :p
they won 60 64

GO Sarah!!!

:ras: :ras: :ras:

Wannasuk/Sarah lead 7-6* in TB

Capriati/Henin-Hardenne leads Wannasuk/inkymisafan 7-6(11) 0-0 :eek: go JCap :D

Capriati/Henin-Hardenne leads Wannasuk/inkymisafan 7-6(11) 0-0 :eek: go JCap :D

that was a quick like 11 points... from 7-6 to 13-11! :p

Sarah double-faulted on SP :o
they wasted three set-points

Sarah double-faulted on SP :o
they wasted three set-points

I wanna know how we played 11 points in 1 minute! :ras:

Capriati/Henin-Hardenne leads Wannasuk/inkymisafan 7-6(11) 0-0 :eek: go JCap :D

Actually Sarah is leading with Wannasuk - i saw it on livescore!

yay Sistas! :smoke: :yeah:

Alle'mon! Jenn-Justine! - beat those biatches! :devil: :p

yay Sistas! :smoke: :yeah:

Alle'mon! Jenn-Justine! - beat those biatches! :devil: :p

:ras:

Sarah served DFs and JCap served aces :D

rrfnpump is too slow :p :lol:

sisters :banana: :lol:

Sarah served DFs and JCap served aces :D

You still could not play 11 points in 1 min! :p You have to change ends every 6 points... :p

I as the tournament director confirm 76(11) for Henin and Capriati
but Sarah and Nungnadda now lead 3-0 in second set. Henin-Hardenne starts to feel a bit dizzy it seems.

Sarah served 12 DF and Jenny served 4 aces

:scared:

5-0 now for Nungnadda and Sarah :eek: :o
Henin-Hardenne is as pale as an albino now

fight JCap and Juju :fiery:

Wannasuk/inkymisafan v (wc)Henin-Hardenne/Capriati (11)67 60

time-out now for Justine. doesnt look too good at the moment

:lol: Go us! :p

(7)Olga Savchuk (UKR) d. Hana Sromova (CZE) 76(7) 61

:rolleyes:

Ok, Justine tries
play resumes :) Sarah to serve at 67 60 *0-0

15-00 ACE :eek:
30-00 Henin BH wide
30-15 DF#1
30-30 DF#2
40-30 Wannasuk FH drive volley at JCap's body
game Sarah

(11)6-7 6-0 1-0*

Justine to serve at 76(11) 06 *0-1

15-00 Sarah return netted
15-15 JCap volley wide
15-30 Sarah plays chip and charge and wins the point
15-40 Wannasuk BH winner DTL
30-40 ACE *Sarah smashes racquet*
40-40 Wannasuk FH netted
Ad-40 Moonball of Sarah wide *requests Hawk-Eye*
*Hawk-Eye says ball is out*
game Henin JCap smash winner

76(11) 06 11*

Wannasuk to serve at (11)67 60 *1-1

00-15 DF
15-15 JCap return missed
30-15 Sarah volley winner with "Beckerhecht"
40-15 lucky net ball from Wannasuk *Capriati screams "Bitch"*
game Wannasuk

(11)67 60 21*

Best april fools so far!!!!

Capriati to serve at 76(11) 06 *1-2

00-15 nice FH by Sarah
*Sarah's laptop says "You got mail"*
*Capriati very angry and requests replay of point*
*referee denies request*
00-30 DF
*Capriati loos like she is crying*
00-40 DF
*Capriati smashes raqcuet - it gets broken*
*Warning and fine from referee*
game Sarah

(11)67 60 *3-1

Sarah holds to love :eek:
it seems Henin-Hardenne and Capriati are done
Henin still as pale as an albino and Capriati red from anger - looks funny :lol:

Serena now joined to watch the match. She screames to Nungnadda "Come on, Wannasuk, beat that bitches"

Juju held for 2-4* break them :fiery:

Wannasuk/Inkymisafan (THA/NED) v (wc)Capriati/Henin-Hardenne (USA/BEL) (11)67 60 42

last 8 points to Nungnadda and Sarah :bolt:
but Henin held

Wannasuk/Sarah *40-30 :scared:
DEUCE
Ad. JCap/Juju

JCap/Juju broke back for *3-4 hold now ;)

Rain Delay
its raining now in Nigeria. plus thunder and lightning

http://sln.fi.edu/franklin/scientst/images/lightlg.jpg

MIXED Draw+results:
S. Williams/M. Bryan(1) d. Wannasuk/Udomchoke 6-3 6-2
Capriati/Ginepri d. Nagy/Calleri 6-1 3-6 7-6(3)
V. Williams/rrfnpump(wc) d. Klaschka/Haas 0-6 7-5 7-6(13)[saved 9MPs] :eek:
Henin-Hardenne/Malisse(4) d. Sucha/Ancic 6-2 3-6 6-1

inkymisafan/tobi d. Black/Ulyett(3) 6-1 6-3 :eek:
Stevenson/B. Bryan d. Dokic/Friedl 6-1 6-2
Lucic/Björkman d. Vranceanu/McEnroe 6-2 5-7 7-6(6)[saved 1MP]
Kanepi/Federer d. Grönefeld/Kiefer(2) 6-0 6-2 :eek:

its seems no tennis for some time now
http://news-themen.de/bilder/g140.jpg

these are the match-ups for the next rounds

Singles 2nd Round

(1/WC)Justine Henin-Hardenne (BEL) v Viktoria Azarenka (BLR)
(Q)Nungnadda Wannasuk (THA) v Camille Pin (FRA)
Henrieta Nagyova (SVK) v (wc)inkymisafan (AUS)
(wc)Jennifer Capriati (USA) v Ludmila Cervanova (SVK)

(4)Eleni Daniilidou (GRE) v Severine Bremond (FRA)
Stephanie Cohen-Aloro (FRA) v (7)Olga Savchuk (UKR)
(5)Tathiana Garbin (ITA) v (LL)Diana Vranceanu (GER)
(Q)Hanna Eke (NGR) v (Q)Jelena Dokic (AUS)


Doubles Quarterfinals

(1)Williams/Williams (USA/USA) v Radwanska/Radwanska (POL/POL)
(4)Black/Stevenson (ZIM/USA) v ???
Nagyova/Nagy (SVK/HUN) v Bremond/Daniilidou (FRA/GRE)
Brandi/Sucha (PUR/SVK) v (2)Grönefeld/Shaughnessy (GER/USA)

now lets just hope the "Big Eggsta" wont cancell this tournament. He knows what will happen if he does
http://www.china.org.cn/images/97018.jpg
"thats how I will smash his ass"

Singles Main Draw First Round completed

(1/WC)Justine Henin-Hardenne (BEL) v (wc)Steffi Graf (GER) 60 62 :sad:
Viktoria Azarenka (BLR) d. Olga Blahotova (CZE) 62 63
(Q)Nungnadda Wannasuk (THA) d. Kyra Nagy (HUN) 64 06 62
Camille Pin (FRA) d. (8)Martina Sucha (SVK) 75 63

Henrieta Nagyova (SVK) d. (6)Kaia Kanepi (EST) 62 26 75
(wc)inkymisafan (AUS) d. Anne Kremer (LUX) 61 75 :eek: but Anne :help:
(wc)Jennifer Capriati (USA) d. (Q)Serena Williams (USA) 46 76(6) 76(5)
Ludmila Cervanova (SVK) d. (3)Kristina Brandi (PUR) 26 63 63

(4)Eleni Daniilidou (GRE) d. Tzipi Obziler (ISR) 61 62
Severine Bremond (FRA) d. (LL)Selima Sfar (TUN) 63 36 63
Stephanie Cohen-Aloro (FRA) d. Sandra Klösel (GER) 64 62
(7)Olga Savchuk (UKR) d. Hana Sromova (CZE) 76(7) 61

(5)Tathiana Garbin (ITA) d. Arantxa Parra-Santonja (ESP) 60 60 :o
(LL)Diana Vranceanu (GER) d. Yvonne Meusburger (AUT) 63 36 76(5)
(Q)Hanna Eke (NGR) d. (Alt)Elizabeth Freeman-Young (USA) 63 75 :D ;)
(Q)Jelena Dokic (AUS) d. (2)Anna-Lena Grönefeld (GER) 46 63 64 Anna-Lena :tape:

Tax :dance: Double bagel them all :angel:

But I think Eke will be too tough in the quarter finals :(

Sarah :eek: :p

I heard inkymisfan made Nagyova trip in the dressing room :eek: Something about a twisted ankle :scratch:

I hope she can still play :o

I heard inkymisfan made Nagyova trip in the dressing room :eek: Something about a twisted ankle :scratch:

I hope she can still play :o

both are fine :)

they probably will have to move indoor because of non-stop rain
they completed the missing doubles match

Wannasuk/inkymisafan (THA/NED) d (wc)Henin-Hardenne/Capriati (BEL/USA) (11)67 61 75

I think Henin might withdraw from singles, but as she looooooves Nigeria she might play. We will see when play continues

Second round will start soon??

yes, the second round has started
two matches in progress at the moment

(Q)Hannah Eke v (Q)Jelena Dokic *0-2 30-15
Eleni Daniilidou v Severine Bremond *3-1

Wannasuk/inkymisafan (THA/NED) d (wc)Henin-Hardenne/Capriati (BEL/USA) (11)67 61 75:cuckoo: :rolleyes: :banghead: :o

Dokic leads 6-0 after 15 minutes :eek: :yeah:

both are fine :)

they probably will have to move indoor because of non-stop rain
they completed the missing doubles match

Wannasuk/inkymisafan (THA/NED) d (wc)Henin-Hardenne/Capriati (BEL/USA) (11)67 61 75

I think Henin might withdraw from singles, but as she looooooves Nigeria she might play. We will see when play continues
Funny April Fool but I just saw an interview with JCap and she said they won 7-6(11) 0-6 7-6(13) :p

Doubles started too:
Black/Stevenson leads Capriati/Henin-Hardenne 1-*0 (40-0)
Brandi/Sucha leads Grönefeld/Shuaghnessy 3*-0

Dokic is up 6-0 4-*0 :eek: :worship: go on
Daniilidou-Bremond 5*-5 (Ad. Bremond)

Dokic broke to love 6-0 5*-0 (30-0)

Results:
Pin d. Wannasuk(Q) 6-4 6-4
Vranceanu(LL) d. Garbin 1-6 6-4 7-6(3) :o :help:

Dokic won 6-0 6-0 after 29 minutes :yeah: :woohoo:

:eek: Wannasuk :sad: but great turnament from you.

Nagyova visits local hospital
Love, Looflirpa Times.
2/4/06 15:11

Nagyova :haha: fe :haha: ll on her way to :haha: the tub.. OMG :haha: I'm sorry but it was so funny :haha:

Nagyova fell on her way to the tub. The talented tennis player said she suddently slipped and hit the floor badly. The police found the floor to be filled with oil, and they suspect the aussie tennis player inkymisafan, who has a bad reputation back from 2002, when she called an umpire 'a troll'. Disgusting :rolleyes: .

When asked about the case, inkymisafan started to act really strange: "Holy Misa, what happened to her? :eek: IS SHE OK??? :scared: . Who did it? ME?? :eek: Misa is my witness I would never do such thing! I'm so sorry! I hope she will get well soon. Oh my.. Oh my.. "

But later we heard her call her guest CooCooCachoo: "I did it, I'm pretty sure she won't be able to play. Vranceanu is next :devil: "

Second round will take place today. In a match which already finished Pin has beaten crowd favourite Wannasuk(Q) 6-4 6-4 to the relief of the local umpires. The QF will take place tomorrow.

Warning: A stranger has arrived Looflirpa and he seems dangerous. He calls himself 'MaretBellyButton'. Be careful.

(1/WC)Justine Henin-Hardenne (BEL) leads. Viktoria Azarenka (BLR) 3-2* (40*-0)

"zet girl iz quite goodz"

(1/WC)Justine Henin-Hardenne (BEL) leads. Viktoria Azarenka (BLR) 5*-3 (0*-30)

http://championships.wimbledon.org/images/pics/large/b_11_azarenka_104_ps_b_mackness.jpg

Justine: 'I may bez flatzer zhen her..'

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(1/WC)Justine Henin-Hardenne (BEL) leads. Viktoria Azarenka (BLR) 6-3

http://www2.raisport.rai.it/news/sport/tennis/200107/05/3b449b98034f2/01-henin.jpg
'But I alzo hitz flatter. Allez!'

(1/WC)Justine Henin-Hardenne (BEL) leads. Viktoria Azarenka (BLR) 6-3 0*-3

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200405/r21867_53665.jpg

'time for inzury zime out'

(1/WC)Justine Henin-Hardenne (BEL) leads. Viktoria Azarenka (BLR) 6-3 1-3* (Deuce)

Delay! Warthorgs have entered to the court.

http://www.awf.org/images/0/photos/9845_warthog.jpg

*Pierre Yives running away from the stadium screaming and sobbing*

(1/WC)Justine Henin-Hardenne (BEL) leads. Viktoria Azarenka (BLR) 6-3 3*-4

http://www.collegeandjuniortennis.com/PHOTOS/MichaellaKrajicekUSOpen091204.jpg

'Justine, please tell your guests to stay outside the court'
(Lets pretend its Vika ;) )

(1/WC)Justine Henin-Hardenne (BEL) def. Viktoria Azarenka (BLR) 6-3 6-4

http://home.sandiego.edu/~doconnor/stadium-empty-lg.jpg

Fans: 'inkymisafan is up now on the other court?? :bolt:'

damn, Henya :sad:
inkymisafan :fiery: and Martijn :(

(wc)Jennifer Capriati d. Ludmila Cervanova 75 63

Nagyova decided to play the second round :D

(1/WC)Justine Henin-Hardenne (BEL) beat Viktoria Azarenka (BLR) 6-3 6-4
(Q)Nungnadda Wannasuk (THA) lost to Camille Pin (FRA) 4-6 4-6
Henrieta Nagyova (SVK) v (wc)inkymisafan (AUS)
(wc)Jennifer Capriati (USA) beat Ludmila Cervanova (SVK) 7-5 6-3

(4)Eleni Daniilidou (GRE) lost to Severine Bremond (FRA) 7-6(5) (3)6-7 2-6
Stephanie Cohen-Aloro (FRA) v (7)Olga Savchuk (UKR)
(5)Tathiana Garbin (ITA) lost to (LL)Diana Vranceanu (GER) 6-1 4-6 (3)6-7
(Q)Hanna Eke (NGR) lost to (Q)Jelena Dokic (AUS) 0-6 0-6

Henrieta Nagyova (SVK) v (wc)inkymisafan (AUS)

inkymisafan has asked to report Nagyova fans for atleast three times, and the practice haven't even finished :rolleyes:

Henrieta Nagyova (SVK) v (wc)inkymisafan (AUS)

inkymisafan has asked to report Nagyova fans for atleast three times, and the practice haven't even finished :rolleyes:

On second thought, we will wait until she'll be online :)

Funny April Fool but I just saw an interview with JCap and she said they won 7-6(11) 0-6 7-6(13) :p

Doubles started too:
Black/Stevenson leads Capriati/Henin-Hardenne 1-*0 (40-0)
Brandi/Sucha leads Grönefeld/Shuaghnessy 3*-0

Capriati/Hénin-Hardenne already lost :shrug: :p

Cohen-Aloro is flirting with the umpire :eek: And suddenly the scoreboard changes from 1-4 to 5-2!

Savchuk is complaining :eek: :unsure:

(1)Williams/Williams (USA/USA) v Radwanska/Radwanska (POL/POL) 3-6 6-2 6-4 :sad:
(4)Black/Stevenson (ZIM/USA) v (wc)Capriati/Henin-Hardenne(USA/BEL) 6-1 (5)6-7 2-6
Nagyova/Nagy (SVK/HUN) v Bremond/Daniilidou (FRA/GRE) 1-6 0-6
Brandi/Sucha (PUR/SVK) v (2)Grönefeld/Shaughnessy (GER/USA) 6-3 3-6 7-5

No Tijn they won the first match after a HUGE fight the first result was a late april fool :p

(1)Williams/Williams (USA/USA) v Radwanska/Radwanska (POL/POL) 3-6 6-2 6-4 :sad:

you must be kidding :p

(1)Williams/Williams (USA/USA) v Radwanska/Radwanska (POL/POL) 3-6 6-2 6-4wtf? :(

wtf? :(

the score is reverse, he should change it ;)

Cohen-Aloro is flirting with the umpire :eek: And suddenly the scoreboard changes from 1-4 to 5-2!

Savchuk is complaining :eek: :unsure:

and the umpire is falling for Steph? :eek:
c'mon Olga, you can also do that :(

MaretBellyButton paid a lot of money to make Capriati and Henin win, so I am sorry for Nungnadda and Sarah, but money rules the world
Im gonna buy me sth nice from it :p

How is the challanger system doing pumpi?

How is the challanger system doing pumpi?

ok I would say :)

now Olga also flirting with referee
http://www.medvedev.org/Savchuk/Savhuk14.jpg

Dokic broke to love 6-0 5*-0 (30-0)

Results:
Pin d. Wannasuk(Q) 6-4 6-4
Vranceanu(LL) d. Garbin 1-6 6-4 7-6(3) :o :help:

Dokic won 6-0 6-0 after 29 minutes :yeah: :woohoo:
Thats wrong!!!
I called Nungnadda Wannasuk and the first time it was a disaster - I said "Hey Wannasuk :wavey: " and she tells me something like "Fuck off" and hang up the phone I dont know why :confused: :shrug: The second time I call her with her first name and ask for the score and she told me that she won 6-4 6-4 :p :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Thats wrong!!!
I called Nungnadda Wannasuk and the first time it was a disaster - I said "Hey Wannasuk :wavey: " and she tells me something like "Fuck off" and hang up the phone I dont know why :confused: :shrug: The second time I call her with her first name and ask for the score and she told me that she won 6-4 6-4 :p :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

you probably said : "Hey, Wannasuk :p

hm, I cant confirm the result...

yeah thats right and I have no idea whats wrong with that but she doesnt sounds happy :shrug: :lol:

(wc)Henin-Hardenne/Capriati def. Wannasuk/inkymisafan
Love, Looflirpa Times.
2/4/06 19:20

Best match of the turnament! (wc)Henin-Hardenne/Capriati def. famous-for-her-name-and-up-and-coming Wannasuk/inkymisafan 7-6(11) 0-6 7-6(13).

Henin-Hardenne/Capriati has obviously much better tennis skills then Wannasuk and inkymisafan, and all the latters could do is play on Capriati nerves.
Henin-Hardenne and Capriati raced to a 5-0 lead in the first set when Wannasuk hit a volley right on Capriati and screamed 'C'mon!'. Capriati, who have been trying to connect with her inner spirit lately tried to stay calm. But when inkymisafan called her mother a bitch, you could only see one color on Capriati's face, it was RED. She tried to yoga during the change-break but Wannasuk and inkymisafan acted like those little sisters who you sometime want to smack, but not a quick smack, a LONG PAINFUL DEATH WHEN THEY SCREAM FOR HELP AND ASKS FORGIVNESS FOR ALL THEY HAVE EVER DONE TO YOU. Well anyway, it worked and Capriati was kind enough to tell us all the words with f.u.c.k that existed on earth.

Henin got frusrated at some point and just sent Capriati to the corner so she could play by herself. It worked as they broke to 6*-5, but with Capriati serving, the crowd's favourite couple won the game by default. Justine gave it all in the tiebreak, but at SP in her favour, inkymisafan was smart and made a scary face to Henin's husband just as soon as Justine was about to hit an important shot.

In the second set I saw Klaschka so I ran away and came back at 5-0 in the third in favour of Wannasuk/inkymisafan. Then Capriati came back wearing a white robe and she looked really wierd but calm. Henin-Hardenne/Capriati came back to lead 6-5 with some amazing winners while inkymisafan was busy with her laptop surfing in Misa's websites. Then suddently she put the laptop aside, and started playing the tennis of her life! but it was not enough, Henin-Hardenne/Capriati was simply to good to take the third set 7-6(13).

Rumors says that Misa promised to decrease the restricting order to a 5km area if inkymisafan wins. But we'll wait to hear from the aussie herself later on. Meanwhile we can only guess :bounce:

(wc)Henin-Hardenne/Capriati def. Wannasuk/inkymisafan
Love, Looflirpa Times.
2/4/06 19:20

Best match of the turnament! (wc)Henin-Hardenne/Capriati def. famous-for-her-name-and-up-and-coming Wannasuk/inkymisafan 7-6(11) 0-6 7-6(13).

Henin-Hardenne/Capriati has obviously much better tennis skills then Wannasuk and inkymisafan, and all the latters could do is play on Capriati nerves.
Henin-Hardenne and Capriati raced to a 5-0 lead in the first set when Wannasuk hit a volley right on Capriati and screamed 'C'mon!'. Capriati, who have been trying to connect with her inner spirit lately tried to stay calm. But when inkymisafan called her mother a bitch, you could only see one color on Capriati's face, it was RED. She tried to yoga during the change-break but Wannasuk and inkymisafan acted like those little sisters who you sometime want to smack, but not a quick smack, a LONG PAINFUL DEATH WHEN THEY SCREAM FOR HELP AND ASKS FORGIVNESS FOR ALL THEY HAVE EVER DONE TO YOU. Well anyway, it worked and Capriati was kind enough to tell us all the words with f.u.c.k that existed on earth.

Henin got frusrated at some point and just sent Capriati to the corner so she could play by herself. It worked as they broke to 6*-5, but with Capriati serving, the crowd's favourite couple won the game by default. Justine gave it all in the tiebreak, but at SP in her favour, inkymisafan was smart and made a scary face to Henin's husband just as soon as Justine was about to hit an important shot.

In the second set I saw Klaschka so I ran away and came back at 5-0 in the third in favour of Wannasuk/inkymisafan. Then Capriati came back wearing a white robe and she looked really wierd but calm. Henin-Hardenne/Capriati came back to lead 6-5 with some amazing winners while inkymisafan was busy with her laptop surfing in Misa's websites. Then suddently she put the laptop aside, and started playing the tennis of her life! but it was not enough, Henin-Hardenne/Capriati was simply to good to take the third set 7-6(13).

Rumors says that Misa promised to decrease the restricting order to a 5km area if inkymisafan wins. But we'll wait to hear from the aussie herself later on. Meanwhile we can only guess :bounce:

:spit:

WANNASUCK :lol:

Singles Second Round

(1/WC)Justine Henin-Hardenne (BEL) d. Viktoria Azarenka (BLR) 63 64
(Q)Nungnadda Wannasuk (THA) d. Camille Pin (FRA) 64 64
Henrieta Nagyova (SVK) v (wc)inkymisafan (AUS) in progress
(wc)Jennifer Capriati (USA) d. Ludmila Cervanova (SVK) 75 63

Severine Bremond (FRA) d. (4)Eleni Daniilidou (GRE) (5)67 76(2) 62
Stephanie Cohen-Aloro (FRA) d. (7)Olga Savchuk (UKR) 62 06 62
(LL)Diana Vranceanu (GER) d. (5)Tathiana Garbin (ITA) 16 64 76(3)
(Q)Jelena Dokic (AUS) d. (Q)Hanna Eke (NGR) 60 61


Nagyova leads inkymisafan 4*-3 00-15

oh, I see Martijn in the crowd. He is watching the inkymisafan match
but whom Is he cheering for? :eek:

(1/WC)Justine Henin-Hardenne (BEL) def. Viktoria Azarenka (BLR) 6-3 6-4

http://home.sandiego.edu/~doconnor/stadium-empty-lg.jpg

Fans: 'inkymisafan is up now on the other court?? :bolt:'

:haha:

fight inkymisafan :D
I joined the bandwagon :o

Nagyova won the first set 6-3 ;)

Nagyova won the first set 6-3 ;)
Noooo :hysteric: Fight inkymisafan

Nagyova leads 6-3 4-*0 :help:

Nagyova leads 6-3 4-*0 :help:

:wazzup:

Nagyova leads 6-3 4-*0 :help:
Nah you are inkymisafan hater and I dont believe your score

inkymisafan def. Nagyova 3-6;0-4 ret :p

confirmed score : Nagyova v inkymisafan 63 57 2*-1

Martijn threw a full bottle of water at Henya in the second set :(
injury time out and Henya lost her rythm :sobbing:

Martijn :fiery:

inkymisafan def. Nagyova 3-6;0-4 ret :p

that was the time Martijn threw that bottle
but Henya continued after an injury break

your scoreboard is not working well it seems :p

that was the time Martijn threw that bottle
but Henya continued after an injury break

your scoreboard is not working well it seems :p
:haha: It works right now
Nagyova v inkymisafan 63 57 2-2*

PAW01: inkymisafan over Nagyova

And where is PYW :scratch:

You always destroy everything :p
Avram I like Sarah and she would have won 3-6 6-4 6-0 :ras:

S. Williams/M. Bryan(1) v. Capriati/Ginepri 5-*0
V. Williams/rrfnpump(wc) v. Henin-Hardenne/Malisse(4) 2*-2

inkymisafan/tobi v. Stevenson/B. Bryan (will start later)
Lucic/Björkman v. Kanepi/Federer 2-*5

You always destroy everything :p
Avram I like Sarah and she would have won 3-6 6-4 6-0 :ras:
:lol:

If someone withdrew I would like to be in Mixed with Tzipi Obziler
Please :sad:

Henya and Sarah 5-5 in third set
Henya saved 2 mp

Henya and Sarah 5-5 in third set
Henya saved 2 mp

omg :eek: Sarah don't choke :crying2:

(wc)inkymisafan (AUS/NED) d. Henrieta Nagyova (SVK) 36 75 75

Henya :sad: :sobbing:
Martijn is the one to blame for this loss

I wonder why Justine doesnt play mixed with Pierre-Eve

that was the time Martijn threw that bottle
but Henya continued after an injury break


I have the video report-->
http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/boese/s010.gif

I have the video report-->
http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/boese/s010.gif

Looks like a BRICK to me :lol: :p

(wc)inkymisafan (AUS/NED) d. Henrieta Nagyova (SVK) 36 75 75

Henya :sad: :sobbing:
Martijn is the one to blame for this loss

I wonder why Justine doesnt play mixed with Pierre-Eve
They did apply but the tournament directors offered them a WC in the women's double instead :tape:

Looks like a BRICK to me :lol: :pdon't you need to check your eyes, no? :rolleyes: :p ;)

Looks like a BRICK to me :lol: :p
It doesnt matter,the main thing is that it works :lol:

don't you need to check your eyes, no? :rolleyes: :p ;)

Maybe it was just a brick of make up :lol: :lol: :p

News on Mixed scores??

confirmed score : Nagyova v inkymisafan 63 57 2*-1

Martijn threw a full bottle of water at Henya in the second set :(
injury time out and Henya lost her rythm :sobbing:

Martijn :fiery:

:rolls:

Hey, I am coaching Inkymisafan and she is paying me some decent money to do my job, which is getting her to win. She lacks the talent, but my great coaching skills will get her through :devil:

I have the video report-->
http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/boese/s010.gif

OMFG :spit:

*Hint: that was in the practice session with Ekaterina Afinogenova. My attempt worked there too, hence she was taken off the ALT list*

Hey...where's my result? Who cares i got 3 byes so far!

Hooray!! Inkymisafan got two wins so far!!

News on Mixed scores??
S. Williams/M. Bryan(1) d. Capriati/Ginepri 6-0 6-3 :help:
V. Williams/rrfnpump(wc) d.. Henin-Hardenne/Malisse(4) 5-7 7-6(5) 6-4

inkymisafan/tobi l. Stevenson/B. Bryan 4-6 6-3 (3)6-7 :rolleyes:
Lucic/Björkman l.. Kanepi/Federer 2-6 3-6

(1/WC)Justine Henin-Hardenne (BEL) leads. Viktoria Azarenka (BLR) 6-3 3*-4

http://www.collegeandjuniortennis.com/PHOTOS/MichaellaKrajicekUSOpen091204.jpg

'Justine, please tell your guests to stay outside the court'
(Lets pretend its Vika ;) )

aww - Misa came to support me! :p :angel:

(1)Williams/Williams (USA/USA) v Radwanska/Radwanska (POL/POL) 3-6 6-2 6-4 :sad:
(4)Black/Stevenson (ZIM/USA) v (wc)Capriati/Henin-Hardenne(USA/BEL) 6-1 (5)6-7 2-6
Nagyova/Nagy (SVK/HUN) v Bremond/Daniilidou (FRA/GRE) 1-6 0-6
Brandi/Sucha (PUR/SVK) v (2)Grönefeld/Shaughnessy (GER/USA) 6-3 3-6 7-5

No Tijn they won the first match after a HUGE fight the first result was a late april fool :p

What? Cap and Henin didn't win the doubles! :p

and the umpire is falling for Steph? :eek:
c'mon Olga, you can also do that :(

MaretBellyButton paid a lot of money to make Capriati and Henin win, so I am sorry for Nungnadda and Sarah, but money rules the world
Im gonna buy me sth nice from it :p

:ras: You suck!

Rumors says that Misa promised to decrease the restricting order to a 5km area if inkymisafan wins. But we'll wait to hear from the aussie herself later on. Meanwhile we can only guess :bounce:

Sorry - but after Rob... that jus is NOT funny.

:rolls:

Hey, I am coaching Inkymisafan and she is paying me some decent money to do my job, which is getting her to win. She lacks the talent, but my great coaching skills will get her through :devil:

:scratch: :p

:ras: You suck!

Hey Sarah, you won against Henya, because you paid Martijn to threw sth at Henya. :ras: :p

:scratch: :p

:boxing:

Outfight the competition

:boxing:

Singles Quarterfinals

(1/WC)Justine Henin-Hardenne (BEL) v (Q)Nungnadda Wannasuk (THA)
(wc)inkymisafan (AUS) v (wc)Jennifer Capriati (USA)
Severine Bremond (FRA) d. Stephanie Cohen-Aloro (FRA) 64 36 63
(Q)Jelena Dokic (AUS) d. (LL)Diana Vranceanu (GER) 62 61


Doubles Semifinals

(1)Williams/Williams (USA/USA) v (4)Black/Stevenson (ZIM/USA)
Bremond/Daniilidou (FRA/GRE) d. Brandi/Sucha (PUR/SVK) 62 63


in progress

(1/wc)Henin-Hardenne v (Q)Wannasuk 2*-3

Basti, you are wrong! Bremond lost to Cohen-Aloro. Steph bribed Sev and said she would take her on a romantic boat tour on the Seine if she let her win!

Basti, you are wrong! Bremond lost to Cohen-Aloro. Steph bribed Sev and said she would take her on a romantic boat tour on the Seine if she let her win!

well, the latest news I have is that Mr.Bremond didnt agree with that and told Sev to beat that bitch :confused:

Henin-Hardenne v Wannasuk 2*-5 :eek:

Nungnadda serving a lot of aces

http://media.apn.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/henin.JPG

I heard that the Wannasuk racket got cracked and now she is playing with a baseball bat :eek:

Henin-Hardenne v Wannasuk 26 61 3-2*

also inkymisafan and JCap are warming up

Henin-Hardenne v Wannasuk 26 61 3-2*

also inkymisafan and JCap are warming up
Someone to throw something to JHH!!!

Hint:
Weakest spot: stomach

Henin-Hardenne won 2-6 6-1 6-3

Justine :woohoo: :D

Wannasuk :sad: I'm sorry but I have no more jokes about you ;)

Exhibition:
Avram Bakalina/Pironkova-ASAP/Obziler 1-*0 :p

*Avram Bakalina/Pironkova
15-0 Nice pass from Pironkova, Tzipi Smash Racket #1
15-15 Pironkova misses, Smash Racket #1
15-30 forehand dtl winner by me
30-30 Ace.
40-30 nice volley from Pironkova Tzipi SR #2
Game. me and Avram long rally - Pironkova and tzipi annoyed - Tzipi SR #3 Pironkova SR #2

Avram Bakalina/Pironkova-ASAP/Obziler 3-*2

Tzipi SR #7 BR #0
Pironkova SR #6 BR #1

SR=Smashed raquets
BR=Broken raquets

Avram Bakalina DF history:
Serve attempt: 12
First serve in : 25%
Seconde serve in: 0%
DF: 9
Ace:0

Eurosport breaking news:
Avram Bakalina decide to change something because of his poor serve performence,call the trainer and ask for some vodka.Wait...no... one bottle vodka and one bottle juice...ohh no,two bottles of vodka :eek:

Hey Sarah, you won against Henya, because you paid Martijn to threw sth at Henya. :ras: :p

I don't care - I should still be in the doubles too! :p

inkymisafan v Capriati 1*-4 40-00

Martijn is not watching yet. He is still in the lockerroom together with Arnaud Clement (who supported Camille Pin here) :hehehe:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40058000/jpg/_40058950_gall_getty.jpg
Jennifer Capriati reacts to winning first set against inkymisafan of Australia/Netherlands

inkymisafan v Capriati 1-6 2-0*

the crowd sees a good tennis match.
http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/tenn/sports/m-tennis/Tennis%20Crowd.jpg

inkymisafan v Capriati 1-6 6-2 1*-1

Singles Quarterfinals

(1/WC)Justine Henin-Hardenne (BEL) d. (Q)Nungnadda Wannasuk (THA) 26 61 63
(wc)Jennifer Capriati (USA) d. (wc)inkymisafan (AUS) 61 26 75
Severine Bremond (FRA) d. Stephanie Cohen-Aloro (FRA) 64 36 63
(Q)Jelena Dokic (AUS) d. (LL)Diana Vranceanu (GER) 62 61

Doubles Semifinals

(1)Williams/Williams (USA/USA) v (4)Black/Stevenson (ZIM/USA) 57 62 62
Bremond/Daniilidou (FRA/GRE) d. Brandi/Sucha (PUR/SVK) 62 63

Mixed Semifinals

(1)S.Williams/M. Bryan (USA/USA) d. (wc)V.Williams/rrfnpump(wc) (USA/GER) 62 26 63
Kanepi/Federer (EST/SUI) d. Stevenson/B. Bryan (USA/USA) 64 62

Looks like we will have repeat of US Semi 2003 :banana:
No revenge pls! :devil:

Avram Bakalina/Pironkova d. ASAP/Obziler 6-3 1-6 0-5 ret. :p(Tzipi didn't have enough rackets)

Bullshit score.

Official sources say inkymisafan trounced Capriati 6-1 6-0.

Basti is just bitter and is changing scores on purpose! :fiery:

We should have a public poll on who won the match. :rolleyes:

Cheater! :fiery:

P.S.

The Arnaud Clément part was true. But it was before the match. Damn, he's good :drool:

TIJN!!! :rolleyes:
I saw the match on TV and JCap won :p

who is the tournament director here, Martijn? :D

TIJN!!! :rolleyes:
I saw the match on TV and JCap won :p

:bs:

TVLoof employees went on strike!

No matches were aired :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

who is the tournament director here, Martijn? :D

Ali Omhagadazyan. But he went missing and some idiotic plutocratic German named Sebastian took his place :speakles:

Ali Omhagadazyan. But he went missing and some idiotic plutocratic German named Sebastian took his place :speakles:

Sebastian Deisler? :confused:

Nungnadda :sad: :bigcry:

Avram Bakalina/Pironkova d. ASAP/Obziler 6-3 1-6 0-5 ret. :p(Tzipi didn't have enough rackets)
:haha:
We won :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Sebastian Deisler? :confused:

I don't know his surname, but he is from Vellmar and is still bitter about the Nagyova incident.

:speakles: :sobbing:

:haha:
We won :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Congrats :) though you got lucky in the end :angel:
Tzipi :hearts: :kiss:

while the other 3 players got to the semi in storm, Severine Bremond (FRA) is winning her way to the title quietly. Allez Severine! :woohoo:

I gotta admit, I thought (wc)inkymisafan will take the turny..

inkymisafan will still win the tournament!

Stupid tournament director ought to be fired :fiery:

:angel:

Brief Looflirpa news:
Protest against turnament director rrfnpump. 05:43 PM
Obziler sews ASAP for sexual harresment. 05:33 PM
Jennifer Capriati swears her way to the semi-finals. 04:03 PM

More details later.

Congrats :) though you got lucky in the end :angel:
Tzipi :hearts: :kiss:
Nope!It`s called tactics :lol:

Avram Bakalina/Pironkova d. ASAP/Obziler 6-3 1-6 0-5 ret. :p(Tzipi didn't have enough rackets)


If Obziler didn't have enough rackets, she should have ask ASAP to borrow his her racket!

Capriati(wc) d. Henin-Hardenne(1/wc) 1-6 6-2 6-1
Dokic(Q) d. Bremond 6-2 (7)6-7 6-3 :eek:

Brief Looflirpa news:
Protest against turnament director rrfnpump. 05:43 PM
Obziler sews ASAP for sexual harresment. 05:33 PM
Jennifer Capriati swears her way to the semi-finals. 04:03 PM

More details later.

OMFG :rolls:

Sewing for sexual harrassment is like fucking for virginity :angel:

thread of the year

inkymisafan will still win the tournament!

Stupid tournament director ought to be fired :fiery:

:angel:

your worse than Sharapov :o
cant take it when own player loses

OMFG :rolls:

Sewing for sexual harrassment is like fucking for virginity :angel:

:scratch: well you know what I meant..

I don't have even the half an hour to write those articles :( .. crazy few days. 3 tests in 5 days + tons of other stuff to do.. and when finally Israeli holiday "Pesah" coming up, I have to go to school to finish all the material for the final exam test..

thank god it is my last year in school.

Breaking News

rrfnpump calls it quits
04/04/2006 12:54

Tournament director rrfnpump calls it quits after being insulted by coach CooCooCachoo. CCC's player inkymisafan lost in a nailbiter to wildcard Jennifer Capriati; rrfnpump was then accused by a heavily angry CCC for cheating. rrfnpump declared : "I made enough money with this tournament, I dont need to run it any longer." Meanwhile CCC was brought to hospital after french player Camille Pin hit him in his testicles with a rolling pin. She found out that her boyfriend Arnaud Clement and CCC have a romance going on. Its not sure yet if CCC will remain his virility!